Hailey The Dog

Woof.

[Hailey The Dog @HaileyDogMPLS]

One of my former housemates sent me this -- I don't know whether to be flattered or offended!

[Hailey The Dog @HaileyDogMPLS]

On the twitter bio of @CWollensak he says he 'let the dogs out' yet I don't think he's ever let me out. #Confused #LetMeOut

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I think me and him could be good friends!

[DGF @davidfrey5]

Hearing Go Pack Go is worst than having @HaileyDogMPLS knock over the trash just to find leftover chicken bones.

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Human food is my drug of choice

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Reminiscing about last year when I wore a human's basketball jersey for like three weeks... thing kept me warm as f*ck.

[Hailey The Dog @HaileyDogMPLS]

Evidence of pizza

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#ManCandyMonday

[Hailey The Dog @HaileyDogMPLS]

“@SodaPopKid22: I'm going to "unleash the beast" on this Monday. I have no idea what the hell that means.” Coming to take me for a walk??

[Hailey The Dog @HaileyDogMPLS]

Go Timberwolves!!! #Canines

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It's a damn fine day to tear up some food wrappers.

[Hailey The Dog @HaileyDogMPLS]

In the mood for a movie: Dog Day Afternoon, 101 Dalmatians or Homeward Bound? #CanineCinema

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#UrbanCanine

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#Preach

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Me executing the 'classic arm hook' (a move that is aimed at rendering a human's arm useless except to scratch you)

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It's depressing to think of all the mischief I could get into if only I had a pair of thumbs.

[Hailey The Dog @HaileyDogMPLS]

@Progressive Do you have a 3-year-old writing your radio spots? Even worse Flo is singing them. I wish you used animals instead like Geico.