John Scofield

amateur charcuterist, avid cyclist, dog lover, and oenophile

[John Scofield @jscofe]

@Bravs84 @BenNapier and he knows a tie is a loss.

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@mrxtweetus game over

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@DougHeye they lost your luggage hilarious. you should tweet at them that will fix it.

[S-3 Group @S_3Group]

The S-3 team was excited to spend our morning volunteering at @foodandfriends! This local organization prepares and delivers food to members of the community living with serious illnesses. We're proud to support such an important cause in our community! #FoodIsMedicine

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@Nationals @JuanSoto25_ Now pay the man.

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@NotreDameWalsh @DougHeye this hasn’t been funny for awhile

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@mmurraypolitics Moootoomtn@om@omp@#7777677677777777. U I suuuus7/ 77/7 u uphpuur uii@iiijiuIuipppp

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@DougHeye @SarahKSilverman Wait you went on a date with sarah Silverman. That’s amazing when did this happen. You should definitely share that with folks at least once

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@NotreDameWalsh @brianjameswalsh tough loss for the Irish to college football “powerhouse” @GoBearcatsFB

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@NotreDameWalsh what’s the deal with your team

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@pkcapitol @dcmrobinson

[james wood enthusiast @HalfStreetHeart]

Bryce Harper went 0-11 in the decisive series of the season. Keep repeating this until every MVP voter sees it.

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@DougHeye Wait do you not have signed photo of the two of you

[S-3 Group @S_3Group]

As we celebrate our 10th anniversary, we're taking a moment to say thank you to the clients, employees and friends who believed in us, valued us and invested in our success.

Our partners explain why they’re proud of our past—and excited for our future.

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@DougHeye No thanks

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@Ken_Spain @DougHeye @brianjameswalsh God that was a great day. Tiny fists of fury

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@astros @HEB @BBVA_USA @budweiserusa @ApacheCorp You should give back your World Series trophy

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dont jinx it. We want the Congress to leave town.

[Brendan Buck @BrendanBuck]

I really love how because DJT said he won’t sign another omnibus, Congress is just cutting the omnibus into two bills, sending them to him at the same time, and hoping he won’t notice or care that it's still just actually one big omnibus.

[Paul Kane @pkcapitol]

What's breathtaking about omnibus isn't spending levels (those are big). What's amazing is massive policy changes attached to it:
* Raising smoking age to 21;
* Eliminating health-care taxes;
* re-authorizing Ex-Im.
A policy Christmas tree.
@mikedebonis

https://t.co/biPzbiSFUC

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So we have @eddiebauer @pkcapitol not your typical @JoesaBank @pkcapitol

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Are you trying to show off your knowledge of sherry. That’s pretty cool

[Douglas Heye @DougHeye]

@peterliem Here's my problem when a recipe just says "sherry" - does that mean fino, vinegar, amontillado, etc? If I knew that, I'd be all over this.