Jason Seifer

Software engineer @doximity.
I like craft puns and groan worthy beer.

[Jason Seifer @jseifer]

@craigsdennis miss you more, link to trailer pls

[Jason Seifer @jseifer]

@darwiniandude the long troll

[Jason Seifer @jseifer]

If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my updog

[Nick Pettit @nickrp]

@jseifer My New Year's resolution is 2560x1440.

[Jason Seifer @jseifer]

My New Year’s resolution is to get better at closing browser tabs when I’m done with them

[Jason Seifer @jseifer]

@AnotherDK @nickrp and I just do puns over text now.

[Jason Seifer @jseifer]

@nethad Nope, nothing at the moment. Thanks!

[Jason Seifer @jseifer]

I am genuinely impressed at the number of tea infusers that have puns in the name.

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[Jason Seifer @jseifer]

@snuggsi How cool! How have you been? @rails @SlackHQ

[Jason Seifer @jseifer]

@caseyliss this is how I brush my teeth

[Nick Pettit @nickrp]

Neptune Flux arrives on Steam tomorrow for PC, Mac, and VR! https://t.co/LxoozCmI2p

[Jason Seifer @jseifer]

@parks you did the right thing @faitherina

[Jason Seifer @jseifer]

@christianbundy Oh wow that’s a good find, hah!

[Jason Seifer @jseifer]

A friend found this screenshot from 1997 from when I got a cable modem, called "shameless_cable_model_brag.jpg". Note: I'm downloading ie4.

[Aaron Patterson @tenderlove]

I was really surprised about the prices for stickers in the App Store. You could say I had sticker shock

[Jason Seifer @jseifer]

In SF tomorrow? Swing by the @dox_engineering meetup with presentations by @jeybalachandran and @leinweber https://t.co/m41YmvnLKB

[Jason Seifer @jseifer]

@jjlumagbas Pretty sure that’s a no. Don’t need the GPS and it’s already waterproof enough for me. /cc @faitherina @IRLTalk

[Jason Seifer @jseifer]

@caseyliss👆

[Jason Seifer @jseifer]

@getaaron No, sorry! I totally forgot I made that that. Try checking the vpim docs.

[Doximity Tech @doximity_tech]

"The Bots are Coming" Leveraging ChatOps to scale teams and infrastructure. https://t.co/I4EzCbNHjV on September 13th 6pm @doximity