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[zombie man @0boymeetsw0rld]

life dont come with eggroll you gotta order it

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Holiday dates LEAKED

Halloween - 10/31
Thanksgiving - 11/26
Christmas - 12/25
New Years - 1/1

[orphy @zamnzem]

he was a serial fapper who bragged about jerking off to people and he professed and confessed to being a gooner

[Patches @senator_gun]

coworkers be like “reacted with thumbs-up::skin-tone-2”

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

im off dat good kush and alcohol

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

i am proud of u

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Insane that SpongeBob was on over a decade, was so huge at its time, and had zero cultural impact. No quotes-turned-shorthand, no staying power

[The Fel-Gnome Wizard @Lv100WormMage]

Let go of your hate, little one. It is the rain that grows the grass, not the thunder

[jb @sleep487]

You gotta stay gaming bruh dont focus on no girls just stay gaming

[NBA @NBA]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆

New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN NBA PLAYOFF HISTORY.

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[nathaniel @nathanielro]

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be

[BOARDS OF CANADA @boardsofcanada]

INFERNO. 29 MAY 2026. https://t.co/r6yNo3gkJN

[Mimany🅱️aker @MimanyMaker]

What if i cutted both my arms off and went to the sperm bank

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

Jerking off with toothpaste

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

Door dashing a chicken patty sandwich from a middle school