James Horner

[James Horner @jsh21184]

https://t.co/xpw4wl05 @Sethuncensored @Aray5

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue!

[James Horner @jsh21184]

@Sethuncensored " Just drank a 5th of vodka. Dare me to drive?"

[James Horner @jsh21184]

@Aray5 @Sethuncensored

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyyManlyMan]

Pre workout? You mean cigarettes?

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyyManlyMan]

Gets pulled over by a cop. Let's him off with a warning.

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyyManlyMan]

Safety glasses? You mean eyelids?

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyyManlyMan]

Vegetarian? Indian word for "bad hunter".

[James Horner @jsh21184]

Every episode of Dexter and shameless on demand? Yes please!

[Dale Partridge @dalepartridge]

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Cheating on a good woman is like eating out of the trash instead going out for steak. #truth

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

In Iran a man paid $500 to a wizard so that he could become invisible and rob a bank.

[Unusual Facts™ @UnusuaI_Facts]

The ''cookie monsters'' real name was Sid before he was addicted to cookies

[Seth @SethUncensored]

Fuck this ... Im actually going to quit smoking. Its not worth it.

[Seth @SethUncensored]

Really miss @jsh21184 right about now. #nohomo

[James Horner @jsh21184]

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[James Horner @jsh21184]

"@MostDumbestLaws: Grocery stores may not sell any type of cold liquor. (Indiana)" @Aray5