John Shanley

consistently overrated NDWH15 EKU19 ΚΣ/ΚΑΘ

[John Shanley @jshansI4]

Someone told me they think I have daddy issues. I said that’s impossible I don’t even know who my father is.

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Yeah yeah, happy Easter. I wanna taste the water they keep ice cream scoops in

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Calling Salmon red meat till the butcher butches me

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Florida Panthers, Carolina Panthers… both delightful baby blue jerseys. Coincidence? Conspiracy!

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This is incredibly sweet, and sounds straight out of Milk and Honey. Did you get Ru Paul to ghost write this??

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the best thing i did. this entire year. was love you

[godzilla minus one battle after another round @snidelaughter]

the corgis seeing their handler walk in today

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This theatre is part of NATO.

[Paul McCartney @PaulMcCartney]

Wordle 121 25/6

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[John Shanley @jshansI4]

My moms and I debated Andy Cohens sexuality for 25 minutes. Even experts make mistakes sometimes

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Why does God keep giving his tallest cabinets to his most 5’7 soldiers

[Football Guy @erbetfactsfam]

ESPN aired the #1 vs #2 for WCBB at noon on a Monday, while most people are unable to watch, but will then preach to us about how Women’s sports are marginalized.

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If dove chocolates actually loved me as much as they claim to, every third one would say “you know you need to stop”

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@abp_2019 The person who makes my schedule (me)

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It’s a protein powder in club soda kind of day

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Love that when football players are desperate at the end of the game they just decide to play rugby instead

[East Coast Kate ❤️🇨🇦❤️ @KatezRight]

My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.”

Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.

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Absolutly rocked that Hogwarts has a Christmas break. What do they know