Goth Brooks

appendicitis is the new nepotism

[Goth Brooks @jshersher]

@JasonSheridan @PodcastTheRide 💕💕💕

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@PodcastTheRide HONORARY

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@whoweekly and @PodcastTheRide both mention the shrimp/Karp/Cinnamon toast crunch fiasco on their episodes this week.

[Derrick Johnson @DerrickNAACP]

.@POTUS, canceling $10,000 in student loan debt is like pouring a bucket of ice water on a forest fire.

Here’s why (a thread):

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

I’m thinking about how a mom ran in and got her own kid, even after being handcuffed. I’m thinking about how the subway shooter was found by ordinary people. I’m thinking about how every dollar we give cops takes money from communities and gives it to guys who don’t protect us.

[Goth Brooks @jshersher]

Best performance in a movie

[MTV @MTV]

@ladygaga congrats on your #MTVAwards nomination for Best Performance in a Movie!!! 🎥 ✨ https://t.co/hEh9YTg5A1

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Elon Musk keeps tweeting that he loves free speech. So here's a thread with just a few of the countless examples showing he couldn't care about it less (🧵)

[Goth Brooks @jshersher]

@whoweekly Oh she got us

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@_megconley @annehelen Overdrawn with a VENMO FEE!

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@annehelen Everyone talking about this bagel situation but can we please discuss the $600 asos purchase cuz her daughter was SAD?

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@annehelen @hintofspy My group text is still discussing this money diary.

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@jazminenaje @Glamazon1026 Coal mine 🥺

[Goth Brooks @jshersher]

But free community college

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

BREAKING: Biden proposes a $813,000,000,000 Pentagon budget, a $31 BILLION increase from last year’s budget.

[Goth Brooks @jshersher]

I just think we deserved a little more?

[Who? Weekly @whoweekly]

We finally know why Tony Hawk, Kelly Slater, and Shaun White presented at the Oscars… because James Bond “takes it to the extreme”?

[Goth Brooks @jshersher]

@whoweekly And it’s visual effects for you, my friend

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Brian’s hat is the only answer, but I’m pissed tables didn’t make it further

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

63:

Brian’s Hat (fedora with safari flaps)
vs
People Can Change (sloppy steaks at Truffani’s)

[Goth Brooks @jshersher]

@benthomander @aubreyhirsch Overrated, not worth the hype.

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@samsanders I borrowed this fanny from my sister for a trip to six flags, immediately got my own, never looked back