Jim Simpson

[Jim Simpson @JSimmo77]

Yep!!

[Jim Simpson @JSimmo77]

@DavidCameron_MP I think I was mis-sold my National Insurance, how do I apply for a refund?

[Jim Simpson @JSimmo77]

@charlenemacleod ye maw!!

[Jim Simpson @JSimmo77]

@Scouse_ma

[Signature Living - The Grand Party Hotel @SignatureLiving]

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[Jim Simpson @JSimmo77]

@Scouse_ma

[Jim Simpson @JSimmo77]

@PeteCityPrice have a rest from breathing you illiterate bent twat!!

[Jim Simpson @JSimmo77]

@MissKatiePrice when will you be doing a @TomDaley1994 and announcing you're a slut?

[Jim Simpson @JSimmo77]

@piersmorgan If you could be a man, who would it be and why? :)

#daftprick

[Keith Mullin/TheFarm @KeithMullin]

#reshuffle Cameron insists he has the right people in place to help the economy, err more like the right people in place to help themselves

[Jim Simpson @JSimmo77]

@LeonKnight82 So this is what failed football players do? ( I use the term football player very loosely ) !!

#bellend

[50ShadesofBirmingham @Mr50SoB]

@E_L_James alright bab, congrats with the books, anychance of a retweet to get my ball rolling
#50ShadesofBirmingham

[Jim Simpson @JSimmo77]

@Mr50SoB You best follow me back ha :)

[Jim Simpson @JSimmo77]

Yeah I've made some bad decisions this month but.....

#IdontFuckingCareAnymore

[Jim Simpson @JSimmo77]

@PeteCityPrice the phone lines are quiet? Lying nonse!!

#PetesAShithouse

[Jim Simpson @JSimmo77]

#PetesAShithouse

[Jim Simpson @JSimmo77]

Single life's not as good as I expected!
But at least dinner was cheap today 😁🍔🍟

[Jim Simpson @JSimmo77]

Hope Muamba's mum gets the best Mothers Day gift!!!!

[Jim Simpson @JSimmo77]

Walls micro sausages!!

#QuickScrans 👍

[Jim Simpson @JSimmo77]

@katyperry - if I could pick two things to have off you today, one would be Steak!!

#steakandblowjobday