John Simpson

Co-owner/CIO of Influential Software. 3 Kids. AFC, Eating, Car & MMA fan in no particular order. Tired and sometimes irritable. Wider than adviseable.

[John Simpson @jsimpsonijs]

@TKMaxx_UK I bought my wife a Hobbs Dress for Christmas, but when she tried it on, the security tag was still on it. I have tried customer service via the website, but no response. Can you help, please?

[John Simpson @jsimpsonijs]

@austinlaud Ll. probably ppl

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[John Simpson @jsimpsonijs]

Another day of fine hospitality from @KrestonReeves at the South East Ploughing match - just look how happy Betty was with their Gravy Bone! #KRoofs

[Misha @mishadavinci]

There are 1.13 billion sites on the internet.

Most are a waste of your time.

THESE could change your future (for free):

[Ian Clark @thebiggis]

@PaulEmbery Tuned into "Best Year Ever - 1978" last night, was beaten over the head with "current year" politics from the start, finished up with Jenny Eclair regretting "we weren't woke enough" back then. It's everywhere. Laughable if not so insidious.

[John Simpson @jsimpsonijs]

Lovely day out at the SE Kent Ploughing match. Thanks for looking after us @KrestonReeves #KRoofs

[Nick Knowles @MrNickKnowles]

John Surtees (the only man to be F1 & Moto GP world champion but often ignored in the heroes listings) campaigned for the Halo after tragically losing son Henry in an F2 race
It’s already saved Hamilton, Le Clerc & Grosjean & today without a doubt saved Zhou
That’s an F1 hero 🙏🏼

[Richard Murphy @RichardJMurphy]

There is a story doing the news rounds this morning that Sunak has cost the government £11 billion by failing to manage government interest rates properly. But the real story is much worse than that. This is about banks winning at cost to us all, yet again...a thread to explain.

[Dave Tunnah @dtunnah]

Kirsty Young : When you're covering the Jubilee at 7pm but have to destroy the rebel alliance at 8pm...

[Rob Lennon 🗯 | AI Whisperer @thatroblennon]

Bezos banned PowerPoint in his meetings.

"Memos only" created a writing culture at Amazon unlike any other.

13 writing principles to impress your boss (even Bezos):

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

Different types of animal poop and what they mean:

7. Apeshit = angry
6. Batshit = unhinged
5. Bullshit = lies (or unfair)
4. Horseshit = bigger lies (or totally unfair)
3. Chickenshit = cowardly
2. Dogshit = low quality
1. Catshit = what you do when someone throws a ball at you

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Imagine the trouble she has trying to introduce herself in France.

[James Timpson @JamesTCobbler]

This is how I try to do my job in leading the company with a culture of trust and kindness.

[Michael Girdley @girdley]

Generation X is weird.

These 42-57 year-olds are so strange it presents golden opportunities.

Here are 10 mind hacks to use with Gen X:

[Rory Stewart @RoryStewartUK]

It is an honour to have been asked by the PM to serve as Director of Communications for No10 Downing Street.

I am looking forward to working with the PM, Ministers and Members of Parliament on the issues that matter most to our country

[John Simpson @jsimpsonijs]

@Walmerian Wallflower?

[Alina Leonova @AlinaLeonovaSF]

I'm Belarusian. Seeing more and more hate against Belarusians as a result of Lukashenko's participation in Putin's atrocious war against Ukraine, I have a few things to say.

[John Simpson @jsimpsonijs]

@PeteMorrisPMC Are you walking round the house bare chested, Pete?

[Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey]

Both the pundits I am with think both Arsenal and Man City should have had penalties.

The ref gave neither in real time, but VAR officials decided to intervene in one of them.

Inconsistency is killing a perfectly fine system…the technology is being let down…