Jake

my love languages are words of affirmation and free popcorn at dive bars

[stupid mitchell @Kerr_ific]

#CoverTennis

[Jake @jsmilesformiles]

@Kerr_ific If you ain't no punk holla we want focaccia, we want focaccia, yeahhhhh it's something that you need'ta have

[Jake @jsmilesformiles]

@Kerr_ific And you not hip? Boo, I'm Yale

[Jake @jsmilesformiles]

@Kerr_ific You never had a chance

[Jake @jsmilesformiles]

@Kerr_ific Whole new meaning to HIT workout, bout to run into these hands

[Jake @jsmilesformiles]

@Kerr_ific Love sosa

[Jake @jsmilesformiles]

@Kerr_ific I'd like to see the list of places not to ban them

[Jake @jsmilesformiles]

@Kerr_ific At least we have the cubs.. who are 0-2 before the season starts

[Jake @jsmilesformiles]

@Kerr_ific I'm in

[Jake @jsmilesformiles]

@Kerr_ific Tee times and war crimes

[Jake @jsmilesformiles]

@Kerr_ific Flu game incoming

[Jake @jsmilesformiles]

@Kerr_ific Last night might have been my last hurrah. Meat thermometer read 56

[Jake @jsmilesformiles]

@Kerr_ific Hell yes man!!!!! Back to back undefeated. Happy for you dude.

[Jake @jsmilesformiles]

@Kerr_ific I WAS REFERRED BY A SPECIALIST

[Jake @jsmilesformiles]

@Kerr_ific @KuritzPc My memories of this game are similarly blurry sometimes

[Jake @jsmilesformiles]

@Kerr_ific Just a little blue would certainly help here

[Jake @jsmilesformiles]

She comes and she goes but she always says goodbye

[Jake @jsmilesformiles]

@Kerr_ific You paid for it, that's always been my policy

[Jake @jsmilesformiles]

@Kerr_ific The bartender and our waitress locked eyes and did like a "giddyup" motion to one another, I nearly fainted

[Jake @jsmilesformiles]

Imagine my surprise when Acid Raindrops came on in a coastal Netherlands restaurant, imagine my greater surprise when the bartender CRANKED it and starting putting down bars