Jenna Pashley Smith

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Writer. Creative dabbler. Teacher. Always hungry. Rep’d by Analìa Cabello at Andrea Brown Literary Agency. she/her.

[Jenna Pashley Smith @jsmithwrites]

@karayorio @kellybarnhill I saw the college essay tweet too! It helped immensely when a family member reached out for help with their essay. That thread was a minimasterclass😍

[Jenna Pashley Smith @jsmithwrites]

@MrTomRad a log of goat cheese on a nice plate. sprinkle with dried cranberries and nuts, then drizzle honey over and bring crackers or pita chips. 5 minutes of labor but it feels fancy and looks impressive.

[Jenna Pashley Smith @jsmithwrites]

@ReeInspired order L on account of glasses glare. (but R is a great photo and really shows off that cool earring!)

[Jenna Pashley Smith @jsmithwrites]

@Ask_Heebs @HarperCollins @HarperVoyagerUS @garisinau yesssss i’ve wanted to read your work since we met ages ago at an scbwi thing. #preordering

[Jenna Pashley Smith @jsmithwrites]

I tried to #download my #TwitterData bc curiosity. The link arrived today. It contains…nothing. My profile has no gender no age and those are the two options. My devices: I used two browsers. There is no other information in my download. FYI

[Jenna Pashley Smith @jsmithwrites]

@MeganLacera hahahaha

[Jenna Pashley Smith @jsmithwrites]

@EricDonte look at the hands holding cans and bottles. so creeeeeeepy

[Jenna Pashley Smith @jsmithwrites]

@mmeJOAN @abbyobenchain @shadwell123 @Patricia_Ann_E it does! same reason post-preg corsets do…by taking advantage of the hormone relaxin before the body stops producing it. though i’m sure it’s a ymmv situation. it must be repeated every. single. pregnancy. I did it on the first one and forgot on the second. oops!

[Jenna Pashley Smith @jsmithwrites]

@prawn_meat how about the bone-eating snotflower??

[Jenna Pashley Smith @jsmithwrites]

@heymrsbond he did not teach the kids what he thought he was teaching them. did it sound deep and convention-defying in his head?

[Jenna Pashley Smith @jsmithwrites]

@emteehall Whoooohooo!!! Also An Octopus is a fabulous book and perfectly weird!

[Jenna Pashley Smith @jsmithwrites]

@maryellenannese Our tooth fairy has not come because the room was too dirty and she could smell the tooth but couldn’t find it. She has been held up by traffic. She has been by the presence of visiting guests. Totally normal.

[Jenna Pashley Smith @jsmithwrites]

@MissM_19 it’s the pan. well-seasoned cast iron or a carbon steel pan will not do that, in my experience. and we do a LOT of eggs.

[Jenna Pashley Smith @jsmithwrites]

@LynneKelly @MDAndersonNews oh Lynne. I’m so sorry to hear this.😥💔

[Jenna Pashley Smith @jsmithwrites]

@EKTwrites @jeffzentner has an invite link for Mastodon, fyi

[Jenna Pashley Smith @jsmithwrites]

mobile apps track you and sell your data. convenience comes at a price. this shouldn’t be surprising and yet…

[Steve Krenzel @stevekrenzel]

With Twitter's change in ownership last week, I'm probably in the clear to talk about the most unethical thing I was asked to build while working at Twitter.

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[Jenna Pashley Smith @jsmithwrites]

@debreese I thought this was gonna be a family history type worksheet but wow was I wrong. 🤢

[Jenna Pashley Smith @jsmithwrites]

@bryanrieger @literaticat feeling anxiety just reading your description. can i just join once my friends snag a table and wave me over??

[Jenna Pashley Smith @jsmithwrites]

@jerroldconnors @agentemurph I’d join for kidlit!