Jade

Analyst. Sarcasm. SNL fan. Skier.

[Jade @jsp8778]

@Hannaford @shaws You should be aware of what this group is planning. Their strategy is to say they have a medical condition if anyone questions them.

[Jade @jsp8778]

@Hannaford and @shaws an FYI, you should be aware of what these people are planning here in Maine

[Jade @jsp8778]

I like @jimmyfallon a lot. But the real shining star is @NancyFallon. I just want to be her best friend and also have her decorate my home. Loving these at home editions of @FallonTonight

[Tana Matz @TanaMatz]

@jsp8778 @Airbnb Same boat! Ours is the 15th. Such bad business

[Jade @jsp8778]

I also want to point out to @Airbnb that while my self confidence borders on extreme regarding my ability to get things done, changing the legality of border crossing seems out of reach.

[Jade @jsp8778]

So @Airbnb has chosen an arbitrary date for full refunds due to covid-19, and because our check in date is 3 days past that, we still have to pay. Even though the reservation is in Canada and borders are literally closed, even though this pandemic won’t be gone in 3 weeks. 👍🏻

[Jade @jsp8778]

@SenatorCollins Growing up in the County, I have always looked up to you but if you vote yes you will absolutely lose my vote as well as my respect. Look at the message you’re sending, how could you ever honestly address a group of women again?

[Jade @jsp8778]

@SenatorCollins Requesting as a constituent, don’t vote “yes” for Kavanaugh. Think about what this means for young women everywhere. You would be sending the message that they don’t matter, what happens to them doesn’t matter, their voices don’t matter. Four alleged women......

[Jade @jsp8778]

Little late to this but watching @chelseaperetti Netflix special and thinking she should do 8 million more #oneofthegreats

[Jade @jsp8778]

Just publishing multiple tweets about Kelly Clarkson #thisis30

[Jade @jsp8778]

@kelly_clarkson @sethmeyers more day drinking segments? Maybe in Portland Maine? Maybe with me as a fun addition?

[Jade @jsp8778]

I’m not NOT saying @kelly_clarkson is the best thing to ever happen to @NBCTheVoice

[Jade @jsp8778]

I don’t usually love watching figure skating but I freakin LOVE @Adaripp #Pyeongyang2018 #OlympicGames2018

[Jade @jsp8778]

Hey @nbc why can’t you play the Olympics during the day instead of “try 3 week yoga”. @CBC plays the Olympics all the damn day. Don’t make this one of the many reasons Canada is better. #universalhealthcare

[Jade @jsp8778]

Damnit. I misplaced my velour short tracksuit. Now what will I wear to the @Ruleyork concert on Saturday? #jarule #maine #beanboots

[Jade @jsp8778]

Really @Ticketmaster you can’t prevent the bots from buying literally all the @jtimberlake tickets for the concert at @tdgarden. Cool cool cool cool. 👎🏻

[Jade @jsp8778]

@Sephora you should start carrying @DSandlerMakeup makeup. Their watercolor blush is amazing👌🏼

[Jade @jsp8778]

@Andy just got to the aside in the audio version of Superficial and wanted to say I love listening to your audio books, they keep me company during mundane things🙏🏼💜📚

[Jade @jsp8778]

For the love of whatever greater entity/being/existence you believe in let’s just agree on one thing #BeKindToElephants

[Jade @jsp8778]

The lady at DD says you do that every single day and you work at #GoodFellas. Thank you!