Jossy

Quantity Surveyor || Site manager|| Real Estate|| Barcelona 💜 || Fact over emotion

[Jossy @jsphabiodun]

Some are tedious too o

[ABY HOMES 🏠🦺 @ABYHOMEZ]

When ever I remember some interview questions
I just smile to my self
🤭🤭🤭
I. e
What make up a rate in a bill
😔🏗️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jossy @jsphabiodun]

Honestly

[City! @dolapocarter]

Nigerians will only respect you based on money or perceived money they think you have

Absolutely disgusting culture we have here ngl

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

Anything you can have without Christ is not what Jesus died to give you.

[Jossy @jsphabiodun]

Haba! 😂

[YourOnlineQuantitySurveyor. @AwolowoSenator]

At my workplace, every new staff in my department introduces themselves using this format:

• Name
• Qualification/Role
• Marital Status
• Institution

Na from here we go know whether to expect much from you. 😂

[Jossy @jsphabiodun]

Where they were keh, after their SUPREME leader was KILLED?

[Ridwan Oke @RidwanuLlah]

That deal takes Iran back to where they were before the War but only with more money. The decision to attack them couldn’t have been more horrible.

[Jossy @jsphabiodun]

How do you find this FUNNY?

[Maknun Alli-Oluwafuyi @mcnun]

GRV came on TikTok to say Yoruba will not be tolerated in Lagos.

Bobo yi ya weyrey gan o.

😂😂😂

[Jossy @jsphabiodun]

Find the number and apologize, very important

[ÌléríOlúwa🌴 @Shalominioluwa_]

I remember attacking a classmate of mine (calling him a bigot) then he called me a Yoruba bastard🤣 we attended (Funnab) together, when he was against GRV in Lagos, I was surprised a very intelligent dude, took such a stance, for someone that educated.

Illbliss’s tweet just confirmed I was wrong, I Dey find him number now make I apologize.

[Jossy @jsphabiodun]

CC: @DangoteGroup

[Jossy @jsphabiodun]

Glory to Nigerian Soldiers, Death to Terrorist!

[Jossy @jsphabiodun]

On site, we had a wall fell off on a cement store during the rain, and you what rain does to cement. Double gbesé

[YourOnlineQuantitySurveyor. @AwolowoSenator]

Construction this season is something else...

We recently cast the base for a 65m drainage, only for an unexpected downpour to wash it away almost immediately. 🥲

[Jossy @jsphabiodun]

😊
Wait, for real? Is that a requirement

[Avril Amaka @avrilamaka]

Doctor told me I can't wear high heels for at least 3 months. I told him I'm a real estate agent and he was like "yeah, so?". Ummmm. How the fuck do I sell houses in sneakers?

[Jossy @jsphabiodun]

Honestly

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

You just had to be there.

[Jossy @jsphabiodun]

By extension you don help your country man Oshimen who may probably pARtNer 😊

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

This is what we call strategic begging.

She knows alot of low self-esteem simps are crushing on her on this app, so with this, she expect most of them to send her a dm and send her free money.

What happened to all these male footballers you have been meeting in their hotel room shooting content? So none paid you heavily for your services?

You're a big brand here. You make money from advertisements, promoting other things, have connections and definitely cashout big time from Elon Musk but need an agency to partner with you before raising money for your flight ticket?

Just say you don't want to spend your money because I know women like you ain't broke. You don't just want to spend your own money. Spending other people's money is always sweeter to your gender.

You'll never see a male influencer do this. Always the female influencers.

Berneese, if you want to go to the World Cup, use your money and stop begging online.

[Jossy @jsphabiodun]

Ah! Mr QS 😌😂

[ABY HOMES 🏠🦺 @ABYHOMEZ]

@Ojere5 I off 5 gurls pant with this song 🤣🤣

[Lord Of Warri @Lord_Of_Warri]

Yorubas of Lagos, I hope you’ve been watching what happened to Warri and the Itsekiris.

You still have a choice.

If you don’t act right now, defend your land and take every single political seat — governorship, House of Assembly, House of Representatives, Senate, local governments, everything, you will suffer the exact same fate.

Just a few months ago, a non-Yoruba migrant sat on your House of Representatives seat and openly called you minorities in your own ancestral land. This is exactly how it started with us. Today we are forced to share our ancestral lands and political power with tenants and migrants.

You still have time. Use it or lose everything.

[Jossy @jsphabiodun]

The mixing ratio is terrible

[Theprolificthobby @TobiAjayi15]

The person who handled this project needs to be arrested and put behind bars.

[Jossy @jsphabiodun]

I go lie for you 😊

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

“At this job we’re a family”.
No we’re coworkers, and I literally hope I see none of you outside of work.

[Jossy @jsphabiodun]

I go lie for you 😊

[27. @dimvji]

you know it’s getting real when you start going on walks to clear your head

[Rt Hon Sheriff Oborevwori @RtHonSheriff]

I wish to express my profound gratitude to Mr President for his decisive intervention in resolving the Warri Federal Constituency ward delineation matter. I equally commend all leaders and stakeholders who embraced the terms of settlement, demonstrating their commitment to peace, justice and unity.
May God bless and reward your efforts.

This is a time for all of us to come together as one people, strengthen our bonds of brotherhood, and work collectively for the peace, stability and progress of our state. United, we can achieve greater development and ensure harmonious coexistence for present and future generations. Above all, we give thanks to Almighty God for His grace, guidance and mercy throughout this process.

[Jossy @jsphabiodun]

For those who have worked under real estate companies, during the time of employment, how many days from interview day did you receive offer letter mail?