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[Ron White @Ron_White]

The only reason to clap when a plane touches down is if you’re carrying weed that made its destination.

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

Let’s play a game! Go to Whole Foods, pick a liberal (not hard to identify), cut them in line along with 10-15 of your family members, then take their food. When they throw a tantrum, remind them of their special affinity for illegal immigration. Have fun!

[ZekeNews @ZekeNews]

#PrayersForHumboldt #PrayForHumboldt @HumboldtBroncos @sask_hockey https://t.co/8ZuPDTKOPP

[Ron White @Ron_White]

Was arguing with a friend who said she’ll talk to me when I’m sober and I’m really going to miss her.

[Ron White @Ron_White]

The best drug of all is love (side effects include back pain, weight gain, heartburn and money loss.)

[CTV News @CTVNews]

Former PM Harper’s wife slams cougar hunter as 'creep' who 'must be compensating' https://t.co/EiWRmmUSfc

[Pro Rodeo Canada @prorodeocanada]

Meet The Bareback Horse Of The Year, Virgil of C5 Rodeo - https://t.co/D9Wc7BjCwh

[Ron White @Ron_White]

I don’t need a selfie stick but I’d love a middle finger stick that can reach out the passenger side of my car.

[Ed Rouleau @EdRouleau]

#CalgaryStampede

[Ron White @Ron_White]

Amen. https://t.co/stdkzMUijB