Morty Friday

[Matt Carmichael @MttCarmichael]

if you are into niche angles of chicago history and you are free on wednesday evenings oct 28 thru nov 18 and also you have a little bit of disposable income, come kick it with me at the newberry library. we will reexamine the city's past through some of her historical episodes and surgical milestones. please share freely with anyone who might be interested. https://t.co/ksZ3IET0Bn

[Matt Carmichael @MttCarmichael]

https://t.co/IblJOWSVQ3

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Twenty years ago we invaded Iraq. The war killed many innocent Iraqis and Americans. It destroyed the oldest Christian populations in the world. It cost over $1 trillion, and turned Iraq into a satellite of Iran. It was an unforced disaster, and I pray that we learn its lessons.

[SteveThinks @stevethinks612]

This is deeply disturbing.

Bovino says this was a man trying to “massacre law enforcement.” The video shows something very different — no active attack, no mass-casualty threat, nothing resembling that narrative.

Rewriting events this dramatically after lethal force is used isn’t law and order. It’s propaganda. And it should make any decent person recoil.

[Morty Friday @jssc_j]

@DanSchuld Complete psychos!

[Morty Friday @jssc_j]

@Stacey21King Evvie’s getting her rest now so she’ll be up for the west coast start time. #ChicagoBulls #BullsNation

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Cruz is a graduate of Princeton and Yale, a lawyer, a senator, the multimillionaire husband of a Goldman Sachs executive, who sends his kids to an exclusive school, but sure, let’s listen to him on ‘elites’!

[Morty Friday @jssc_j]

@VinnyCitrus I missed this in real time. WHAT a beauty!

[Morty Friday @jssc_j]

@ClaussenPickles Would love to buy your pickles, but there seems to be a years long shortage of the Bread ‘N Butter chips in my area. 🤔

[claussen pickles @ClaussenPickles]

if you can, please help us get a turtle

it would be so cute

[Morty Friday @jssc_j]

@DanSchuld You should know my autocorrect wanted to change “Pura” to pubs. 😕

[Morty Friday @jssc_j]

@DanSchuld Pura Vida!

[Morty Friday @jssc_j]

@BlockClubCHI @DanSchuld bummer.

[Morty Friday @jssc_j]

@mttcarmichael Where is she?!

[Morty Friday @jssc_j]

@dog_rates Millie on graduation day!

[Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI]

Good news, gator watchers: Chance The Snapper is alive! Humboldt Park’s elusive alligator, quiet for 2 days, spotted Saturday https://t.co/cr74Y71nCN #GATORWATCH2K19

[Morty Friday @jssc_j]

@mttcarmichael Was she blowing bubbles??

[Morty Friday @jssc_j]

@mttcarmichael What could you have possibly googled to find this?

[Morty Friday @jssc_j]

Seeing this doggo caused the creation of my first meme. @ Logan Square, Chicago https://t.co/ZfgCJlxREN

[Chicago Bungalow Association @ChiBungalow]

It's planting season! 🌼 Check out our 2019 list of community plant sales, nurseries, and other places around Chicago where you can buy quality #NativePlants and perennials for your garden. PLUS: New map feature this year! https://t.co/GZjE2ZjZk8