JuicyJ

i don’t recommend staying for long.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

[miia @miiagarro]

been on my last straw for bout 300 straws now

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Anubis @eduantao]

Acabei de sem querer fechar uma aba que eu pretendia ler há 2 anos

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Girls will survive abuse, heartbreak, grief, and unspeakable tragedies and still navigate through the world with kindness and compassion, but one minor inconvenience in a man's childhood and he spends the rest of his life terrorizing and poisoning everyone around him

[Johnny Stewart @back4firstime]

Grown ass men talkin bout ain’t no bbqs and they don’t smell no grills . Fire up the grill and get to work bitch nigga

[₮ł₥Ø₮ⱧɎ @TimothyYBarrett]

Ever since this city elected a muslim socialist for mayor almost every day looks like the end of It's A Wonderful Life up there

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[g @34rths]

How the last day of the trip feels when you realize just how big the world is and that there is still so much more to see and experience

[Enomfon Akpan @mydearenomfon]

Every freedom you have as a woman was earned through the sacrifice of women who came before you. You didn’t inherit these rights by luck. Someone marched, protested, and paid a price for them.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Listen I already like him, you don’t have to keep selling me

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

"You just want an easy life". Should I want a difficult one? 😭

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me after I pass a state trooper

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I hate when my boss gives me tasks like please go get some hoes man lol

[໊ @wynavira]

deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay with being perceived as bitchy

[t. @taeseru]

just locked my nigga out the house, yall gone pay for what you did to Meg..

[Mabintou @mabintou]

I’m actually a big fan of women revealing why they broke up with a man. There’s no need to maintain their image.

[chris cross big apple sauce 🍎🗽🍕🥯 @notchrisvolpe]

Zohran Mamdani what is your plan to ban Klay Thompson from NYC???