Justin Stanley

Live and learn | Tarleton ‘22

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

I dare T.J. Watt to have one bad game this season

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "Where did they get it?"

Activist: "What?"

Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."

Activist: "From... eating?"

Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."

Activist: "The soil?"

Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."

Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."

Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."

Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."

Activist: "It's not that simple."

Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

[THE NATION @TheNAT1ON_]

Mendoza in a few years 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

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[toxic king @toxicking]

Transformers need to make a movie where they all team up to break this mf out 😭

[Zane Bearden @ZaneBearden]

“it ain’t dying im talking about, it’s livin”

Rest easy Pard

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Over 5 million people are reportedly tuning into Turning Point USA’s “All-American Halftime Show” an alternative livestream timed to coincide with the NFL’s official halftime performance as conservative critics protest the league’s choice of Bad Bunny to headline the Super Bowl LX halftime show.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

Kid joins the Nat Guard, serves his country in Iraq as a machine gunner.

Goes to college. Joins Border Patrol, works on counter-cartel ops.

Joins ICE, serves on FBI joint terrorism task force. All-American badass, high achiever.

Is slandered by f**khead celebs at a gala.

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

If you want to get rich, the quickest way to do it is to get into politics.

[MrsAnderson @MrsAndersonUSA]

Beautiful candlelit vigil for @charliekirk11 at Tarleton University in Stephenville, TX

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

America when a Week 1 matchup between two unproven QBs facing loaded defenses winds up looking like a Week 1 matchup between two unproven QBs facing loaded defenses

[Daniel Turner @DanielTurnerPTF]

You had a window from January 3, 2021 to January 3, 2023 to introduce all the minimum wage legislation you wanted.

You did not.

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

fuck that, come get bottomless apps

[Terry Black's Barbecue @TerryBlacks_BBQ]

@GregAbbott_TX We will accept your gold bars in exchange for brisket.

[CSPAN @cspan]

President Trump on Israel and Iran: "We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing."

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

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[Trevor Sikkema @TampaBayTre]

The solution is very simple: the national flag football team versus the NFL flag football team in the Coliseum on July 4th of 2027 on ESPN, winner goes to the Olympics

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

the carolina panthers can’t even do that.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Good now give us our 350 billion dollars back.