Jake Stebelton

[Jake Stebelton @jstebey]

I'd love to see the stats for how many games that the bullpen has lost the #Cubs this season. Because seriously, fucking fire all of them.

[Jake Stebelton @jstebey]

Ohio State fans are really showing their ass today. Too busy yucking someone else's yum to even enjoy their own food.

[Jake Stebelton @jstebey]

Fire this whole fucking pitching staff immediately. #Cubs

[Jake Stebelton @jstebey]

Can Jamo go back to the IL? #Cubs

[Jake Stebelton @jstebey]

Short sleeve PCA is a problem #Cubs

[Jake Stebelton @jstebey]

#NFLPlayoffs2026

[Jake Stebelton @jstebey]

. @MartySmithESPN throwing in a Zynski after telling a modern day Dukes of Hazzard episode-esque story is the most Golden Age of NASCAR thing I've seen in years #DoItForDale

[Jake Stebelton @jstebey]

#Cubs #TradeDeadline

[Jake Stebelton @jstebey]

.@LieutenantDans7 going yard twice tonight for sure #Cubs

[Jake Stebelton @jstebey]

There's something nostalgic about hearing Chip Caray calling a #Cubs game. I grew up on Chip and Stoney in the WGN days and having him calling the game with JD brings all of those memories back

[Jake Stebelton @jstebey]

@JMattWeaver

[Jake Stebelton @jstebey]

I hate the #Cubs bullpen so much

[Jake Stebelton @jstebey]

Go #Cubs, Go

[Jake Stebelton @jstebey]

Oh. My. Seiya Later! Turn on the game for the first time in a week and the first pitch is a granny #Cubs

[Jake Stebelton @jstebey]

#Cubs might have the best starting rotation in baseball. The bullpen, well...

[Jake Stebelton @jstebey]

The good basket giveth, and the good basket taketh away #Cubs

[Jake Stebelton @jstebey]

Ain't no fucking way #ESPN just showed a woman pullin' her titties out on Bourbon St. in the #CollegeFootballPlayoff game...

[Jake Stebelton @jstebey]

What an absolute crock of shit. The #CFP is just the same bullshit BCS. Alabama deserves it more than Texas. FSU was completely screwed. These jerkoffs should be ashamed.

[Jake Stebelton @jstebey]

Not NBC using a Taylor Swift song to promote at Chief's game....🙄

[Jake Stebelton @jstebey]

I. Fucking. Hate. The. Cubs.