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@CraigJo11999489 @Gerashchenko_en Too powerful to be contradicted, too isolated to see clearly. Classic autocrat curse.

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@shaneferro Obviously the most brilliant minds I know are all raging drug addicts.

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Sampras vs Bruguera, Roland Garros 1996.

People always file Sampras under grass courts and Wimbledon. But here he was in Paris, on clay, going five sets with Bruguera, a man who actually owned that surface. 18 of 20 break points saved. Somehow found a way through.

One of the great underrated Roland Garros battles of the 90s.

Maybe it's nostalgia, but I still prefer this era of tennis to today's.

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@atrupar Wouldn’t it be funny if Trump wheeled around the White House in a gold-plated Invacare, bragging about his unmatched energy while dozing off?

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The Bidens truly had no alternatives left once Trump locked down the whole merch game. After all, who on earth could rely on Biden University with its classic $25M fraud settlement, Biden Steaks, Biden Vodka, Biden Mortgage, those endlessly bankrupt Biden Casinos that stiffed contractors, the China trademarks grabbed while in office, the $2B Saudi windfalls right after the White House, the NY real estate overvaluation schemes, the Biden Foundation bleeding misused charity funds until shutdown, constant emoluments violations with foreign money pouring into Biden properties, the Biden Network MLM operations, the collapsed Biden Airlines, Biden Magazine, Biden Shuttle, and every other piece of Biden-branded grift out there? Books were clearly the last resort. What a coincidence.

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Oh you mean the Biden family from Biden University (that $25M fraud settlement classic), Biden Steaks, Biden Vodka, Biden Mortgage, Biden Casinos that kept bankrupting and stiffing contractors, Biden China trademarks while in office, Biden $2B Saudi payouts right after the White House, the Biden NY real estate overvaluation grift, the Biden Foundation that straight-up misused charity money until it got shut down, endless Biden emoluments clause violations with foreign governments pouring cash into Biden hotels and properties, Biden Network MLM scams, failed Biden Airlines, Biden Magazine, Biden Shuttle, and all the other Biden-branded grift garbage?

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@davepl1968 Never leaving the house without one of these in my back pocket.

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@freddiecamp Is that UK sticker mandatory?

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@mkthabet @mtgreenee

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Mark ain't chuffed with 'is new Meta RayBans, innit? 😂

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@AndroidDev

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@lukecaverns

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@SteveFowler @BMW @BMWUSA @BMW_UK They really needed that whole light circus for the introduction because the car is too ugly.

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@MicrosoftHelps Euhmmm Print Screen?...

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@pmitu Epstein

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@elonmusk @StefanFSchubert Be Best

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@DNIGabbard This administration is a full-blown amateur-hour shitshow, on a 24/7 loop.

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@spectatorindex Ryanair?