James Janus

[James Janus @jsubi71]

@trussliz absolutely no self awareness you lettuce.

[James Janus @jsubi71]

@FIFAcom fifa and infantino are totally corrupt - football needs to be prised away from them.

[James Janus @jsubi71]

@reggiebblue @elonmusk is an absolute fuckwit, extraordinary that such an imbecile is the richest person on the planet 😂

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

"Well that's absolute bollocks!"

Lovely stuff.

[James Janus @jsubi71]

@TiceRichard presenting you and Isabel in a good light?, they’re not fucking magicians 😂

[James Janus @jsubi71]

@jasonllevin intelligence

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

My Binface pledge card for Clacton - exploiting his opponent’s main local weaknesses

[Brizzle 100034 @Radish656]

God in the world of wankery, this is next-level bollocks. A public school boy who followed daddy into the City to trade commodities, with a bank account at the King's Bank Coutts. He’s a member of five private members’ clubs in London, backed by all the billionaire media barons including the tax-dodging Daily Mail owner Lord Rothermere. He’s a man who’s so fucking rich and dodgy that a foreign crypto king gave him “£5 million pound presents” and another £15 million to his private limited company he’s the main share holder of. You’re so fucking establishment, you shit silver-spoon mate.

[James Janus @jsubi71]

@Nigel_Farage 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 is this parody?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

People of Clacton, this is your time: vote @CountBinface !

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Reform UK's candidate for Clacton:

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I can neither confirm nor deny that Robert Jenrick has asked to defect to the Count Binface Party. I can confirm that the answer's no.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.

Leave him to me.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

The only scandal that would cause Nigel Farage to lose voters would be the discovery that he's actually a compassionate human being who has been using his wealth to fund refugee charities.

[James Janus @jsubi71]

@calwokebot waffles, chocolate, beer and class.

[James Janus @jsubi71]

@BTUPDATES10 i would rather poke out my eyeballs with a blunt stick than vote for that frog faced racist

[James Janus @jsubi71]

@JohnCleese looks like arresting a man for an assault?

[James Janus @jsubi71]

@jcollins020 @JohnCleese My imaginary friend is better than your imaginary friend ner ner na ner ner!

[James Janus @jsubi71]

@Aadam_Aziz @jkyleofficial @TalkTV @DrHWazir jeremy kyle being a racist tw*t - who would have thought?