Jacob Summers

Swing life away

[Jacob Summers @jsummas]

@okay_connie Eating a bulls cum out the puss is probably the ocky way.

[Jacob Summers @jsummas]

@len0killer Really need to get this young bull on work force titans @ryanlfoster_

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Just saw Travis Pastrana is gonna backflip a dirtbike at the White House and honestly all this would be so cool to me as a kind of white trash guy if not for the whole you know uhhh countless dead children thing or idk kiddy diddling or rent being $1000000 or gas being $10000 or

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

If you as a 21 year old man are not capable of snapping a 70 year old man in half you deserve the beat down

[Jacob Summers @jsummas]

Finally. I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/9YzIAT3f4C #NBA #82and0

[Jacob Summers @jsummas]

@shwangardini As God intended.

[Jacob Summers @jsummas]

@mikerainey82 Any day Greg Hardy gets knocked out is a good day.

[Jacob Summers @jsummas]

@officialtripoli @samtripoli "Free speech is only good when I do it. If somebody makes fun of me, I will sue them." Redbar is watching.

[Brooks Austin @BrooksAustinBA]

Lol, agents threatening a holdout in College Football is hilarious to me.

If you think I wouldn't sprint to the TV to watch a 53-man walk-on mercenary squad, you're more delusional than I thought.

[Jacob Summers @jsummas]

Go see him! Dude put on a great show when I saw him in Hamtramck.

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

Now that there is backlash about the roast I want you all to know I also wrote the lynching joke and all of Tony Hinchliffes stuff. Buy some tickets to my show and punch me in the face if you don’t like it please

[Luis J. Gomez @luisjgomez]

There is nothing funny about the death of a couple hundred thousand Jews

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

I just paid $30/lb for mid-tier steak and over $80 for a tank of gas and all I could think about was how it's all worthwhile as long as we helped Netanyahu blow up 170 Iranian school girls and double tap those paramedics.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

He’s very clearly in the awesome revelatory/transition phase of drug addiction where you realize it’s much more fun to do A Lot Of Them Alone instead of just A Little In Public.

And Then The Fun Really Begins

[Jacob Summers @jsummas]

@RealAssOfficial @luisjgomez @J_Potter @benaveryisgood Very good 🍋🎉

[Jacob Summers @jsummas]

@FearedBuck I dont know man, this is happening pretty fuckin for away from me.

[Jacob Summers @jsummas]

Was just thinking about this. Ive gotten sober, relapsed, and still haven't wrapped my self driving car around tree. @JeffDye Sad 🍋🎉

[Jacob Summers @jsummas]

@JeffDye Holy fuck, you stink!

[J.R @TheLifeUvJr]

go to the gym and then go to barnes and noble

[Jacob Summers @jsummas]

@jakebrodes Just put a new window in at my parents only to realize it was broke on the inside. I feel your pain brother.