tanner maynard

writer. podcaster. creator of things.

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I've made enough money to buy Miami but I pissed it away so fast

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Good Morning! @CharlyArnolt

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There's booze in the blender and soon it will render that frozen concoction that helps me hang on

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@lauren_sipes you've never made it before...?

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Today Obama said being POTUS isn't a game, it's not a reality show! Lol.

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It's funny when ur younger u think all adults know what they're doing now I'm an adult wondering what the hell most ppl are doing

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Check out the crazy Mayhem Bros coverage of the historical winter storm! http://t.co/9nWVWSMeiC http://t.co/gN2tB2xte2

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#wcw and every day @katealynn_78 http://t.co/BnQzDm40jM

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@lauren_sipes If I had a dollar for every time you've "given up on life" you and I both would be on a distant beach vacation somewhere

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Hey @peta I know you guys are pissed about Nameth's fur, but why haven't you all switched to no kill shelters yet? 2,000 you killed in 2013?

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@Eli_Newsted12 I agree, a 3/4 chub always gets my blood flowing (no pun intended)

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Here comes the snow again. Bring out the brandy again

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@RyanDroege do NOT allow this to happen..call in backup if you have to, but do NOT allow this to happen

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@lauren_sipes every time

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@lauren_sipes autocorrect just screwed me three texts in a row. It even autocorrected something that I was trying to correct that it ruined

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@jtsteger09 yea, and I've kept up between 3 different locations. Pretty bad

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@jtsteger09 since 11 am lol

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AND if you have a boyfriend, why are you here with that dude? #shady 😐

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Cops marathon still going strong

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If you didn't get a new boyfriend every three weeks, you wouldn't have to worry about it