Jessica Baker

Finance @ProcoreTech. Political junkie. Cookbook hoarder. Love creating meaningful structure around ambiguity. Opinions are my own.

[Jessica Baker @jtbaker1107]

Things I do not suffer:
1. Fools
2. Dry January

End of Ted Talk.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

canceling plans is ok. changing your entire look is ok. chasing an ancient instinct to swim thousands of miles upstream to return to your natal waters just to reproduce once and die so that your carcass can sustain an entire ecosystem is ok. do whatever you need to do to cope.

[Jessica Baker @jtbaker1107]

@merlisa @tumcarayol @GlamSpinTennis Oh I absolutely agree with that -- I'm just saying that after he had that conversation w Felix, he let himself get angry and started just playing balls away -- it was a vibe shift. As the star & (relative) elder statesman on the court... it came off very poorly...

[Jessica Baker @jtbaker1107]

@tumcarayol @GlamSpinTennis Tbh, even as a Monfils fan & was in the crowd... it didn't come off well. He WAS really fun and silly for the first few games, when we saw him get in Felix's face (w/o knowing what was discussed yet) and then play with a bad attitude from then on... everyone got uncomfortable.

[Vishal Verma @VishalVerma_9]

Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer fans watching Carlos Alcaraz break Novak Djokovic in 5th set in Wimbledon finals! #Wimbledon #WimbledonFinal

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

Wasn’t me

[Jessica Baker @jtbaker1107]

Never felt more seen. Book an 830a with me at your own risk, guys,

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Some White House officials say it's difficult to schedule public or private events with the president in the morning, in the evening, or on weekends: The vast majority of Biden’s public events happen on weekdays, between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m, per Axios.

[Jessica Baker @jtbaker1107]

Friendly reminder that a 70 (70!!!) year long study found the most statistically significant impact parents have on their kids is where you live/economics. So, pick a nice place, love your kids & maybe take a freaking chill pill, parenting instagram.

[Jessica Baker @jtbaker1107]

And also get f'ed because that seat was all yours if you wanted to pay for it. And planes are not libraries. (But they were angels anyways.) end rant

[Jessica Baker @jtbaker1107]

Since kid-plane discourse is hot again, I'll take this moment to quietly shame the old lady in the back of the bus who suggested my kids should "give up their seats in first bc they won't appreciate it". Oh lady, if you could only see how much they loved plane food, hoooooboy.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

you don't actually love "quiet luxury." you're in love with the idea of inherited wealth, spacious uncluttered homes, and enough free time to pursue your hobbies

[Jessica Baker @jtbaker1107]

@brlands Also really enjoying watching people learn how banks work in real time 🤯

[Jessica Baker @jtbaker1107]

Ok but who are these "Main Street" people with over $250k cash in a bank and how can I become one?

[@jason @Jason]

ON MONDAY 100,000 AMERICANS WILL BE LINED UP AT THEIR REGIONAL BANK DEMANDING THEIR MONEY — MOST WILL NOT GET IT

THIS WENT FROM SILICON VALLEY INSIDERS ON THURSDAY TO THE MIDDLE CLASS ON SATURDAY — MAIN STREET FINDS OUT MONDAY

[Jessica Baker @jtbaker1107]

@Hootie_R I mean even FTX took 2 days... and Lehman lasted almost a week!

[Inge ✨ @xingevliek]

Daniel Ricciardo after seeing McLaren in P18 and P19

#F1 | #BahrainGP

[Jessica Baker @jtbaker1107]

@ImBrandonL @Cinderpuppy @LaverCup @Ticketmaster It ain't cheap 😂 good luck friend

[Jessica Baker @jtbaker1107]

@LaverCup is the presale working for anyone? Was in line using the link from the insider club email & then it won't let me get to ticket selection! Just keep getting a "promo code isn't valid" error... :( @Ticketmaster

[Jessica Baker @jtbaker1107]

@Cinderpuppy @LaverCup @Ticketmaster KEEP REFRESHING it just let me in!

[Jessica Baker @jtbaker1107]

Petition for Guenther and Binotto to lead the next world travel / food show #f1

[Jessica Baker @jtbaker1107]

Parents know there are 5 meals in a day: breakfast, lunch, just-got-home-feed-me-now pre-dinner, dinner, and then "snack" aka eat another full dinner after not eating anything at normal dinner. Bonus pts for kids who mix it up & randomly eat at normal dinner to keep you guessing!