Jesse Connolly

Used to write about hockey.

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“What do you miss most about your mother?”

Let’s go ahead and shut this disaster down.

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The 2025 NHL draft was, quite clearly, financed, written, directed and produced by Tommy Wiseau.

Oh hi, Gary.

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@Avalangelist Cooked. Toast. Justus Szn.

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Mark Kastelic. That shot.

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I don’t think it’s time to panic, but I would tell Bussi to get on the first flight out, email Tuukka about a PTO and ask Jim Montgomery if he has a game plan for Florida other than “let’s get outshot 50-1 then figure things out from there.”

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@Timodc All the low-hanging fruit you could ever ask for and we get “my conference was the best conference.”

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Joe Biden watched this on a loop before walking to the podium

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Jeremy Swayman should still win the Conn Smythe. No one could possibly be more valuable to their team in these playoffs.

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Bruins playing for the tie. Will take their chances in Game 6 1/2.

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All those other losers needed four rounds to pull that off. Amateurs.

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

The Boston Bruins have made #StanleyCup Playoff history tonight. 😅

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If you have 108 goals in the last two seasons, and you’ve got time and space six feet from the net, you shoot. the. puck.

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Very funny indeed

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

LOL

https://t.co/OXX6n4WK57

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Pat Maroon when the puck is on his stick and he’s got room to skate

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NHL referees: you are guilty of murder, and YOU are guilty of faking your own death. Let’s do that 4-on-4 thing.

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The Bennett goal was an abbbsolute travesty, and there is no minimizing its impact. However, it’s really hard to feel like a team constantly mustering less than five shots in a period, can’t sustain squat, can’t get out of its own end, isn’t right where it belongs.

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“Dominant in Game 1. Swayman channeling Tim Thomas. We are witnessing something special here.”

*five periods later*

“How did the Boston Bruins win a hockey game this season?”

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@CanesIncognito 38 shots in 40 minutes, one goal.

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@Angel17M_ Haha, I loved the timing

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@Angel17M_ Your wish has been granted!

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The once-again-unexpectedly-dominant, 8-0-1 Boston Bruins