jeff dreesen

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

I think the main reason Wendy's is shutting down hundreds of stores nationwide is because each store only seems to have two people working in them and they both look like they want to kill you.

[The Anarchist Chef 🧑‍🍳🏴 @Hortysir]

Real talk?
Don't worry about why that burrito costs $20
Go learn why your $20 bill is only worth a burrito

[MAZE @mazemoore]

Reminder that if you are fully vaccinated and up to date on boosters, you are allowed to celebrate the Fourth of July.

Those vaccinated are even permitted to have a very small backyard barbecue. Five person maximum.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

You no kings assholes better go find a fucking mirror

[Jerod McDaniel @JerodMcDaniel]

Anybody else think it’s funny that fertilizer price spikes right as farmer bridge payments are being sent out…

I’m sure it’s nothing.

[Christopher Liss @Chris_Liss]

"Abolish Ice" is the new "Defund the Police".

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

This is exactly like when OJ announced he's looking for the real killers:

[jeff dreesen @jtdreesen]

@johnkgaskins @IceBorg @MattJZimmer Next to the guy who did

[jeff dreesen @jtdreesen]

Mount Rushmore of local sports ⁦@IceBorg⁩ ⁦@johnkgaskins⁩ ⁦@MattJZimmer⁩

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

With great sadness, we share that Ryne Sandberg has passed away today.

[Jerod McDaniel @JerodMcDaniel]

Getting a new pair of work gloves is one of the simple pleasures in life.

Ranks right there with getting a new chain.

People that use these will understand.

[Jerod McDaniel @JerodMcDaniel]

Irony of affluent investment class crying and bitching about tariffs, because “the stocks!!”

Yet didn’t say a word as the working class got third railed by inflation stealing the purchasing power of their labor for decades.

Get fucked wall st.

[jeff dreesen @jtdreesen]

#GoJacks🏀

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

A groundhog predicting the next month and a half of weather based on either seeing or not seeing its shadow is still more scientific than all the global warming experts combined.

[jeff dreesen @jtdreesen]

#GoJacks

[jeff dreesen @jtdreesen]

#GoJacks

[jeff dreesen @jtdreesen]

Football win, now some hoops #GoJacks

[jeff dreesen @jtdreesen]

#GOJACKS

[jeff dreesen @jtdreesen]

#GOJACKS