John Teague

[John Teague @jteaguey]

@JDunlap1974

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Let me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?”

“That’s right, and we’re not even based in the Chipotle store.”

“So, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both get put into Burrito CDO C?”

“Yeah. The original loans are backed by burritos. Chicke. Pork. Carne Asada. Whatever. But Burrito CDO C is a synthetic Burrito CDO. A CDO of Burrito CDOs.”

“Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10,000 in burritos. How much money could be out there betting on instalment loans and your synthetic burrito CDOs?”

“Probably $100,000,000.”

“C’mon! How much bigger is the market for burrito instalment loans than actual edible real-life cheesy burritos?”

“At least 100x.”

“That is fucking crazy.”

“No, it’s awesome.”

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

This is how Trump writes his posts! He is so funny 😆

[John Teague @jteaguey]

@WaterDean CRY MORE HAHA

[John Teague @jteaguey]

@upinmyzone CRY

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Jake Tapper shocked to learn Harris didn't outperform Biden.

“Holy smokes. Literally nothing?”

https://t.co/m7vKN06gqO

[John Teague @jteaguey]

@gurgavin ?????

[John Teague @jteaguey]

@Grit_Capital @GRDecter Efficient

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Nurf. His sleep schedule could use some work. But his debate skills are simply unmatched. 12/10

[John Teague @jteaguey]

@lexfridman @elonmusk Nerd

[John Teague @jteaguey]

@SamSullivan40 Where you getting Aelius from?

[John Teague @jteaguey]

@Blakebodie Teach us

[John Teague @jteaguey]

@SamSullivan40 I had to wrap my Xbox in 15 blankets to overheat it which somehow fixed it. Did it every day

[The Volgoose @VolGoose]

Brought Tenny to work today.
Thought y’all might want some new pics.

[John Teague @jteaguey]

@Cdavidson423 @PFF Start from the beginning

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

did anyone else’s mom’s make them toast w butter and cinnamon sugar? dam that rocked.

[Lord Zito @VivalaZito]

I may have found my spirit animal.

https://t.co/ADkNGdPtRZ

[John Teague @jteaguey]

@VolRumorMill Plan: Collect 5 million