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Brb minmaxing

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If I was a valet I simply would not run

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

His stylist hates him. We’ve seen this look from him a million times before. 😭

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Big fan of analog emojis :)

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The concept of crudités is honestly so lazy and disgusting

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If your neighbor’s dog barks uninterrupted for more than 15 minutes you should legally be allowed to murder it

[BⱯDBOYROY @Roco__23]

Gaga and Liza at the Oscars

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Some guy bought me a drink tonight so I guess I’m baby girl now

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RIP to a great actress 😎

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Catherine O’Hara has sadly passed away at the age of 71

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It’s always beautiful dog, never beautiful boy 🥺

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2026 is the year of hot short hetero couples

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The homosexual urge to go on a bender

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Never met an afters I didn’t like

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Was talking to a Gen Z last night who thought the song Pony was made specifically for Magic Mike and was only popular because of that movie. They’re cooked

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

haven't seen moo deng in a while...just shows you how the industry treats women once they age....

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It’s so awkward seeing an adult in a Halloween costume during the day. Like am I supposed to react? Is it rude if I just look away?

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Today someone told me that they only ever think of themself and that just really resonated with me

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I’m obsessed w out of touch ppl. I hope to be one someday

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Dear @Apple - if I edit a text message that’s nobodies business

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Born to Afters forced to =textafter 😔