boyfriend hasn't been sure how he wants to describe his sexuality for as long as I've known him. we go to local pride parade and I ask him casually if any identity term resonates more these days? how would he identify? he just says "autistic" and slaps my ass.
i know, realistically, my watching of a baseball game as no effect on the outcome. however when my team is hitless into the fifth, score seven runs when i walk away, i have to believe i am directly responsible for the two run homer the angels hit the second i sat back down
just met a guy who thinks the jonas brothers aren’t actually brothers and they just “say that they are to get the media to love them. the media loves brothers”
This announcement dropped 24 hours after the trade because 7 was taken and Brady needed time to calculate what number comes next in "the counting alphabet"