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[niamh @jthhm]

fictional narrative

[party mom @fifimcfae]

hunter biden, you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they'll kill you.

[miia @miiagarro]

sarah was tryna see why that dick was driving her friend insane

[james @jms_tny]

Sometimes your boyfriend will show you a photo that seen through the loving and forgiving eyes of a romantic partner is a “cute picture” of yourself and then it looks like a national enquirer photo of Hillary Clinton’s lovechild with a lizard

[leanne @toothgarden]

if i had a penis it would have bad intentions

[niamh @jthhm]

@wrappedaroundme did you know you can go through a guys wallet at a bar and ask for the cash inside of it and he’ll give it to you sometimes

[danny @d4nnytye]

experiencing the l’occitane shower oil while staying at someone’s house and feeling a throbbing urge for upward social mobility the rest of the day

[deadgirl @sewnlambs]

Being a deadbeat daughter lowkey fun as fuck

[Twinkie @gonuk8]

Girl bffr

[False Prophet @cutterparty]

If Youre Under 21 Keep Abusing These Substances You aren't An Addict You're Just Young And Turnt

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

#absentdaughterfigure

[niamh @jthhm]

@scarredlily @madsssagascar yeah back when I was a cashier I would never but stocking shit… you can have a earphone

[cory @coolmathgame_]

dentist after examining my teeth: [frowning] i don’t like this [taking his tools out of my mouth] i don’t like teeth anymore

[Serg @Xlad99]

Walking out at the end of Obsession realizing I just helped fund Fnaf 3

[niamh @jthhm]

@BootsRiley Sydney Australia mr boots

[monchhichi @realupdawg]

If my girl and I were walruses we’d be fucking loud as fuck and it’d smell like the zoo

[colette ☭ @rommulastrade]

The psychological enslavement you have to have to sleep with underwear on

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

What if prostitutes told you epic science facts

[Hello @VeinRichard]

I like to leave food out at room temperature overnight. I find that it tends to absorb night energy

[Dr. Herb Risotto PhD 🇵🇸 @MildCuthbert]

Characters in Dune are named shit like Gladys Berejiklian