kingJoseph

[kingJoseph @Jtown428]

@chloertwts @Sony @MarvelStudios @Marvel @Kevfeige

[RÈBELs RÄÎDÈRs @Rebels_Raiders]

I can only imagine what the Human–Covenant War would look like if it happened today.

Trump announces the 48th ceasefire with the Covenant. Each one lasts approximately 11 minutes.

Nick Fuentes explains humanity deserves to lose because “the Prophets were right.”

Tucker Carlson flies to High Charity to interview an Elite and gently suggests humanity may have actually started the war. He also hears and believes the grocery stores on Sanghelios are better than Earth’s.

Candace Owens says she has multiple independent sources confirming the Halo rings don’t kill anyone, they simply initiate the Great Journey, and the mainstream media has lied about them for decades.

Dave Smith goes on Joe Rogan and says that while the Covenant are obviously bad and he doesn’t support them, nobody is asking what ONI has been doing for the last 30 years.

Alex Jones claims the Battle of Reach was a false flag. He then gives a surprisingly accurate summary of Dr. Halsey’s career before concluding she eats the children she kidnaps.

Tim Dillon goes on a 20-minute rant insisting he’s definitely not pro-Covenant, but humanity was probably overpopulating the galaxy anyway, so maybe the Covenant have a point.

Gun Culture 3.0 spends three days arguing why the Battle Rifle has a 2× optic when it’s been established that most engagements happen inside 70 meters.

I announce affordable MA-series magazine pouches. They’re never in stock.

Every reply somehow blames Israel.

The Prophet of Truth gets verified on X. Routinely re-tweets Andrew Tate and Clavicular videos.

Really, the list just keeps going.

[Viviana @FoxVivana]

Dick and balls you must choose, for one you shall keep and one you shall lose

[kingJoseph @Jtown428]

@qwertzzzxd @castlevaniafanV @Vinnydanger1 Just played last night on legendary and they definitely reinfect combat forms

[kingJoseph @Jtown428]

@crawjizzle @RaionSensi @DB555444 No we don’t care cuz muah real life dick gets sucked

[kingJoseph @Jtown428]

@Slinkeratoz @NickDickem2 Yeah I could instantly tell which halo it was. This guy is larping

[kingJoseph @Jtown428]

@VicariousNick Yes

[kingJoseph @Jtown428]

@AvaThompson77 @EricLDaugh No you’re the idiot

[✨skamp✨ @Sorenova]

this is what Bethesda games will look like in 2050

[kingJoseph @Jtown428]

@CJacobsLP This has evolved so much since seeing it last night

[kingJoseph @Jtown428]

@MrBeast 8.5 million #promotion

[kingJoseph @Jtown428]

@MrBeast 8,500,000

[kingJoseph @Jtown428]

@nikkitaylor4547 @clerpatriot @mazemoore @cajuncutie1980 I mean of course it’s always protect the kids or did you guys steer away from that after you realized trump didn’t give a fuck?

[kingJoseph @Jtown428]

@clerpatriot @mazemoore @cajuncutie1980 Shut you child fuckers bet you love sucking kid dick

[kingJoseph @Jtown428]

@HawtchHawtcher @SomeOtherSara @HQNewsNow Yeah that’s why I’m so glad the courts ruled birthright citizenship a constitutional right 🙌🙌🙌🙌

[kingJoseph @Jtown428]

@BigWaffal @TheMan0fTheMole @slcmof We? Nigga shut up you’re irrelevant

[kingJoseph @Jtown428]

@PixelatedL20860 @Nezzzooo @FBI

[kingJoseph @Jtown428]

@MarathonGG_ Eh I haven’t really found my own use out of him yet but I’m sure my mind can be changed maybe a good person running him on cryo is the sauce