JT

A human who tweets.

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There are two types of people. Those who got the HBO Max integration test email, and mooches.

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it wasn’t worth it

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i got back on twitter for this

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honestly, that’s enough with the asmr shit everyone. stop it.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

catch him if you can 💨

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*hbo after episode recap*
executive producer: “so then the main character shoots someone, which shows he is capable of great violence”

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in the git hub. straight up “gherkin it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My units

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next chapo ep is gonna be amazing

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Relentless pressure ✊

Sonny steals in for his first of the season! 💫

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balz to the walz

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Every gamer needs a chair like this in the corner of the bedroom!

[IGN @IGN]

The FleixSpot XL6 Classic is a full-featured, powered recliner that may not be the most luxurious chair, but it’s simple to build and easily adjustable for maximum comfort.

Our review: https://t.co/anjI0sao87

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@AdamBroud - Joe Smith, 1829

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God has a chance to both prove his existence and do the funniest thing ever

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god told me he hates you

i dunno man you’ll have to talk to him about it

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@AdamBroud I’m pretty sure Walt Disney appeared to Wilford Woodruff in the St. George temple to get his work done

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so are y’all voting for the convicted felon war criminal or the unconvicted felon war criminal

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Shawty left me on ACK

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@BryanGarris_ Amazing album, can’t wait for my preordered vinyl to arrive!

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As a software engineer, I am totally fine with AI taking my job. If that happens I can just shift my ENTIRE focus to doing my PM’s job for them.

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Update: nope.

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Can I get into Helldivers 2 before my PS5 enters rest mode?