Jason Thibeault

I always lie on bios.

[Jason Thibeault @jttebo]

@localghost As a person without earbuds in all day, but with whole smart home tech interconnected, I'd be interested in integrations with any of the other devices in my life which are already listening anyway.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

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[God @TheTweetOfGod]

.@elonmusk is insane.

Please, please RT this.

[Jason Thibeault @jttebo]

@Dodge The Main Character

[Jason Thibeault @jttebo]

@ATT at 26 minutes, asked for a supervisor. CS Rep put the phone down, went silent. Nearing 3 hours on hold, and counting. Any help?

[Jason Thibeault @jttebo]

When I see something like this I wonder if @Jeep is okay with the clear use of a Wrangler Unlimited on a hate-based product?

[Jason Thibeault @jttebo]

As a former military officer, we are ready for adversity. But don't put our kids in harm's way and under great stress to satisfy the ego of @realDonaldTrump

[Trip Gabriel @tripgabriel]

To accommodate Trump’s sudden decision to speak at West Point, cadets will be called back, tested off campus, then isolated for 14 days in rooms with masks. They’ll eat in segregated groups. No decision on whether family members may attend. https://t.co/64YyFn5TaZ

[Jason Thibeault @jttebo]

As an Advantage/Admirals/frequent flyer, etc I have a thought for @AmericanAir #DeconomyClass (Please excuse the crudity of this model. I didn't have time to build it to scale or paint it.)

[Jason Thibeault @jttebo]

2016: "I voted for him because he speaks his mind and says what he means."
Every day since: "He didn't mean that."

[Jason Thibeault @jttebo]

#DrTrumpSays I can purify my blood with bleach. I suspect he's just very fond of people becoming whiter.

[Jason Thibeault @jttebo]

#DrTrumpSays Take two lightbulbs and call me in the morning. #DisinfectantDonnie

[Jason Thibeault @jttebo]

#DrTrumpSays If you are compulsively running around naked, drink Windex. No more streaking. Lots of people talking about it.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Congrats to the phrase "we all wear masks" for making the leap from insightful metaphor to bleak reality.

[Jason Thibeault @jttebo]

I could really use a picture of @StephenAtHome's "A Late Show" background, so my next Zoom meeting can have that "Stephen's Den" feel.

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

this is twitter not google

[Jason Thibeault @jttebo]

@CillizzaCNN I think Buttigieg is full of surprises. #PeteForAmerica

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Facts:

- Puerto Ricans are Americans.
- Puerto Ricans have not received $91 billion in aid.
- Puerto Rico is still waiting for the help its government should provide as they rebuild after 3,000 deaths and horrific damage.

[Jason Thibeault @jttebo]

WELL, it's over. He blocked us.

[Jason Thibeault @jttebo]

We want to get him to send us numbers from gift cards.