J Wilko

Northern Pisshead. Famous for my drinking prowess in three different counties.

[J Wilko @jtw1823]

No man who hails from the country of England will ever rival this man… LEGEND.

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

https://t.co/Uzx07wPkVd

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: On Reform UK’s new app Small Boat Watch, you can take on the role of the Royal Navy and turn small boats back

There is a leaderboard for who turns back the most, and players start with three lives, losing one each time a boat gets past

[J Wilko @jtw1823]

@MisterQuintus @jameswharton @ForcesNews The F91W could survive nuclear holocaust mate

[PFA @PFA]

Bruno Fernandes is the PFA Players’ Player of the Year 🏆

Voted for by the players.

[J Wilko @jtw1823]

@PFA @goal @B_Fernandes8 @ManUtd @selecaoportugal Magnifico

[J Wilko @jtw1823]

@GothamChief Need come as you are with a montage of Bruce faded at a bar, full u turn of recluse to rock star

[J Wilko @jtw1823]

@WarMonitor3 The Gull and penguin will never stock San Miguel. Britannia rules the waves

[J Wilko @jtw1823]

Bald Bryan and Cunha serving justice to that Lego headed fuck

[J Wilko @jtw1823]

If Kobbie doesn’t absolutely smash it today and put in a motm performance, then I don’t wanna hear any more noise from fans or him and his lizard brother. Acting like he’s the second coming of Christ, prove it now. Always had the potential to be special, but we overhyped him bad

[J Wilko @jtw1823]

Sky sports analysis is the fucking pits 🤣 - Talking about systems and the number of shots etc. We only had 4 more shots tonight than we did in the home game with Amorim in charge, and we had more clear cut chances an higher xG in the home game. Not to mention we fucking won 🤣

[J Wilko @jtw1823]

That ‘your shit’ bollocks done to keepers is proper fucking tin pot club shite

[J Wilko @jtw1823]

@CrimeLdn You know a brother is self aware fat when he’s pulling his shirt back down mid scrap

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

same actor

[J Wilko @jtw1823]

Was blinded by the fact he was an academy lad before, but Garnacho is fucking bobbins

[J Wilko @jtw1823]

In the name of boxing a former Olympian and world champion should be sleeping this cunt tonight. Money shouldn’t even come into the equation. Every ounce of credibility should be lost if he doesn’t put him to sleep. @anthonyjoshua

[J Wilko @jtw1823]

Uniteds issue this season is lapses of concentration and poor defending in the back line. Forwards clearly have sumat about them

[J Wilko @jtw1823]

Yoro has been fucking gash. Not the first time this season either

[J Wilko @jtw1823]

I’d follow Paul Lim to war

[J Wilko @jtw1823]

Think our run comes to end when face to face with the ginger football terrorist

[J Wilko @jtw1823]

Will never understand why we got rid of him. Won u23s player of the year and looked very promising, went out on loan and then after that got rid of him… got rid of him whilst we had no left backs as well btw… mad

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

ÁLVARO CARRERAS.

What. A. Player. 🔥🔥🔥

[J Wilko @jtw1823]

Get this shithouse in. Got the personality, prem experience and a World Cup winner

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: Manchester United have made a new approach to Aston Villa for Emiliano Martínez. [@FabrizioRomano]