JT

Husband | Father of Two Soon | Weather | Satirist & Political Analyst | Opinion Leader 🌐 Shaping thought with satire, politics, and candid views on the world.

[JT @jtwooton]

Since Instagram and Facebook are down, I actually talked to my family. They seem like really nice people. #instagram #facebook

[JT @jtwooton]

@RhettButlerJMJ @SecretFire79 @ANN_GDS I came across this outside of Twitter. There are so many verses that talk about eternal rest/life by putting your faith in Christ's death and resurrection and trusting HIM ALONE as your Savior. It's never too late. Please take a second look, I'm praying for you to receive clarity

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@SIRIUSXM I'm actually really, really upset that you did not bring back Acoustic Christmas. I don't want the 5 songs I hear at malls, which make up 90% of your Christmas stations. I want acoustic. What a waste of money.

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@JazzRadioNow I have no patience but thanks 😂😂 looking forward to the stations!

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@BurgerKing I JUST WANTED THE GHOST PEPPER WHOPPER, NOT THIS MESS

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@Spotify We got Spotify Lossless before GTA VI

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@spicetifyapp And we still gonna have GTA VI before this actually comes out 🤣

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[Rep. Mark Pocan @RepMarkPocan]

I would encourage anyone who does not support increasing the national minimum wage to try surviving on $7.25 an hour.

[The Bitcoin Wav 🌊 @bitcoinwav]

@unusual_whales Love how employers expect a 2-week resignation notice but have absolutely zero problem putting their employees out of work a few days before Christmas.

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@RusticSudz @StanislawBits @kangminlee @bryan_johnson This is a very underrated comment 🤣

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I don't know about you but I absolutely did not have "@TheOnion buying Info Wars" on my 2024 bingo card. It's bizarre that it's not satire. I wouldn't have even expected @TheBabylonBee OR @Not_the_Bee to say something like that. #infowars #theonion #satire #liquidated

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Jack Skellington Upset That He Couldn't Vote Because He's Dead https://t.co/LOEpBPddbA #satire #politics #Holiday

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So sad! https://t.co/wOPxay2vhE #satire #rudolph

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Yes. And that's the problem with the absentee voting system.

[☻ @WZG1889]

@SilkyStrzalek can’t tell if i’m being dumb but surely anyone can just…fiddle with the ballots then??

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@nypost Bookmarking this to see how off the numbers actually are

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Joe Rogan Interviews Former McDonald's Fry Cook https://t.co/oVMCKtwX2v

[JT @jtwooton]

MAN ACTUALLY DID IT

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

https://t.co/CI6i32zH9j

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LET'S GOOOOO!

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Here we go! 🇺🇸 @realDonaldTrump

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@TheBabylonBee Maxing out all my credit cards for this one