Doc Torrance

Experiencer of limitless amounts of cognitive dissonance.

[Sage @sagethesage_]

A group of kids ding-dong ditched my house tonight.

[Doc Torrance @juan_samuel]

Absolute incoherent bullshit

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

All this hatred directed at MAN CITY from other clubs should be directed at ARSENAL MAN UTD LIVERPOOL there the 1s who are corrupt and trying to stop other teams from winning things not MAN CITY were trying to help you all out were like Jesus prepared to die on the cross

[Doc Torrance @juan_samuel]

@ovppodcast He's dead, but sure

[Doc Torrance @juan_samuel]

@HaterReport This is absolutely ridiculous. What's the point of even watching?!

[Doc Torrance @juan_samuel]

@matt_T A Boards of Canada sighting! 🤌🤌🤌

[Doc Torrance @juan_samuel]

@PFunkCato @nytimes @TheAthletic It is absolutely ridiculous. They absolutely do whatever they want. I guess one could equivocate where the stands begin, but suspending the players and coaches that left the bench seems like a no-brainer. At this point, why have any rules?

[Doc Torrance @juan_samuel]

@TwoHeadsPodcast @espnW I really want that, but I don't see that happening. The Liberty match up terribly with Atlanta. Their acquisition of Bonner should be against the rules, but she's a very dynamic talent that makes them a near lock to make the Finals.

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

“It’s a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
—George Orwell, 1984

[Doc Torrance @juan_samuel]

WOW. Turns out the rookie point guard is actually a rookie point guard.

[Doc Torrance @juan_samuel]

@Eric_Schmitt It really doesn't matter. You can't joke your way out of this, you fucking dipshit.

[Doc Torrance @juan_samuel]

Fuck Man City forever

[HatsOff @HatsOffff]

Netanyahu gloats about how Israel can paint anybody as an enemy by hacking into their cellphones

[Doc Torrance @juan_samuel]

@dockery58 @BrickCenter_ This is the correct take

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Tom Brady COOKING Justin Herbert on live television lmao

Poor Awareness, Poor Decision. Throws him a Meatball Sub” 😂😂

[Doc Torrance @juan_samuel]

Why is John Mateer still a starter in college football?

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s

[Steve Arduini @steve_arduini]

Shania Law

[Doc Torrance @juan_samuel]

That was the most braindead unsportsmanlike call I've ever seen. What did you think was going to happen when you simulate whipping your dick out?

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸 They say you should never represent yourself in court.

This guy, however, is the exception to that rule.

Writers: Mhedi, Ian

[Doc Torrance @juan_samuel]

@CalebJHull Even if a concert was feasible, why would having a concert that the IDF would turn into a mass casualty event be a good move for Macklemore!