juan dielman

Performance Artist, Cheeseburger Enthusiast. I love my cats.

[juan dielman @juantred]

How’s your 401k now? Asking for a friend.

[juan dielman @juantred]

I had a tooth pulled and it didn’t go well.

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I fuckin lost it.

[juan dielman @juantred]

@BozWerkman It seems like forty days and forty nights
Since someone used my first name
Including you

[juan dielman @juantred]

The Order of Death https://t.co/E2QXi6qroK via @YouTube

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mise en place.

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@zachwoliner @APMike Exactly

[juan dielman @juantred]

Should this be my final “tweet”?

[juan dielman @juantred]

Watch It’s Always Something from @criterionchannl https://t.co/2ltSpIzuyh

[juan dielman @juantred]

Tonight’s the night.

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Matt Gaetz's nomination as Attorney General. The sexually transmitted disease on legs pulled out in response to the growing furor over his alleged sexual relationship with a minor.

[juan dielman @juantred]

I’m here too. I’ve been here a long time. Not just recently. Still working on my last tweet. It will arrive before the end of this year.

https://t.co/elurTT6SRJ

[juan dielman @juantred]

@APMike @ChakiFunkWizard https://t.co/eU2TzIOJE7

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@pulte Sad day for what’s left of our country.

[Isaac K. Lee @IsaacKLee]

I haven't smoked a cigarette in 0 days

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

Y'all worried about the price of eggs, I'm worried if I'll be legally defined as a human being tomorrow. We are not the same.

[juan dielman @juantred]

I have three cats and none of them are sitting on me right now.

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Looks like early republican voters are voting for VP. Kamala Harris.

[juan dielman @juantred]

I think about you pretty much every day.

[juan dielman @juantred]

“The telephone is ringing; it’s your second cousin”