Juan

Perpetually unimpressed. He/him/his. Poems:

[Juan @juanxya]

@JeSuisIvan It does indeed

[Juan @juanxya]

@mattshumer_ @GaryMarcus

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

This is Travis Kelce's fault. He should have been a better muse.

[Juan @juanxya]

@JeSuisIvan @2inchesbaby The white sauce is actually pretty good with smoked chicken

[Juan @juanxya]

@JeSuisIvan That’s my friend Lucious haha

[Juan @juanxya]

@JeSuisIvan And we know who you’re talking about 🤣

[Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp]

If this is even remotely accurate, Elon Musk and Donald Trump have killed more people in several months than the Iraq war killed in a decade

[Juan @juanxya]

@JeSuisIvan I love this picture

[Adam Carlson @admcrlsn]

I see the “do something” brigade is back in full force.

Y’all do realize that the election was the “something” & too many couldn’t be bothered, convinced themselves he wouldn’t do what he said he’d do, or had main character syndrome & didn’t think through the full scope of harm.

[Dr. Annie Andrews @AnnieAndrewsMD]

Every elected Dem needs to just start talking. Like a real human. Don’t listen to your consultants. Don’t do polling. Don’t focus group it. Just fight for us.

Stop worrying about optics. Kristi Noem shot her puppy and is now Secretary of Homeland Security.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Trump is holding all the nation’s hospitals and vital services hostage to seize power from Congress and hand it over to billionaires.

We must state the truth: this is a constitutional crisis. It’s a massive, illegal power grab that the House and Senate have a sworn duty to stop.

[William Coffin @CoffinItUp]

Look, I'm an atheist...I can't even wrap my head around what kind of worms would need to be crawling around in your grotesque black hearts to not only have these thoughts, but to share them with others. Perhaps a christian could explain it to me!?

[The Alex Nowrasteh @AlexNowrasteh]

How Jensen Huang (founder of Nvidia) immigrated. A more selective skilled immigration system wouldn’t have picked him.

You can muse all you want about how starting H-1B wages should be this or that % of US wages, but you’d end up accidentally excluding people like Huang.

[Juan @juanxya]

@JeSuisIvan Get a phantom wallet and I’ll give you crypto for Christmas

[La Hija Bastarda de Cepeda @cbassdaddy8]

I told yall. It might be a hard pill to swallow but this “the youth are inherently progressive” is BS. They have ZERO media literacy and studies show they fall for scams at the same rate as BOOMERS. Anti intellectualism, hyper consumerism, misinformation and shallow politics …

[Juan @juanxya]

@JeSuisIvan Enjoy yourself man, if you want it you can grind it out when you come back and another opportunity will come up

[Emily Galvin-Almanza @GalvinAlmanza]

You may have heard the term “Project 2025” floating around, and you may even have cracked open the 900+ page document yourself, only to see a lot of kind of bland, policy-wonk text. So let me crack through the policy-speak and tell you WTF is in this document.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Can we...just accept that we suck at this?

I want to tell you a story that has made me kinda hopeless about Twitter's ability to affect positive things happening, and it starts with this tweet from Hillary Clinton.

https://t.co/CCWzdwPSUu