⛧ jon heise ⛧

@[email protected]

[⛧ jon heise ⛧ @jubei]

By all reports the gjallarhorn has been blown and the twitterdammerung is upon us, it’s only a matter of time until the last server goes silent forever.
I’ve moved over to mastodon at @[email protected]

https://t.co/YyTpd41DPT

[⛧ jon heise ⛧ @jubei]

Arrived in DC, time to head to the hotel and find food

[⛧ jon heise ⛧ @jubei]

The #roadtoshmoocon has begun!

[Hack Fortress @tf2shmoo]

Remember competitors, you can earn these sweet HackFortress challenge coins for exceptional performance during the competition

[⛧ jon heise ⛧ @jubei]

@DLL_Cool_J @shmoocon That artwork is magnificent

[⛧ jon heise ⛧ @jubei]

@kopertop Well what type of water heater did you choose? Tankless, regular?

[⛧ jon heise ⛧ @jubei]

The Final Shmoocon is upon, the last battle of the Golden Wrench is nigh!

[Hack Fortress @tf2shmoo]

Greetings Internet.

The Gjallarhorn has been blown, it is time to prepare for the final battle for the Golden Wrench.

Grab your friends
Grab your enemies
Get your team ready

Prepare for Glory
Prepare for Victory
Prepare. For.
HACKFORTRESS

https://t.co/ArCY0fHbjC

[Hack Fortress @tf2shmoo]

Attention #HackFortress competitors, we wish to make the final battle for the @shmoocon Golden Wrench a truly memorable one.

HackFortress staff highly encourage teams to dress for the occasion. Costumes, uniforms, even a white T-shirt with a team name crudely written in sharpie.

[⛧ jon heise ⛧ @jubei]

🚝 #roadtodefcon 🚝

[⛧ jon heise ⛧ @jubei]

The #RoadToDefcon continues, I'm now in Las Vegas

[⛧ jon heise ⛧ @jubei]

The #roadtodefcon begins! Time to play my favorite pre @defcon game #spotthehacker

[Hack Fortress @tf2shmoo]

Lurking inside of non memory safe languages everywhere, it's our second team!

DANGLING
POINTERS!!!

[Hack Fortress @tf2shmoo]

With a bizarre mix of shouting and the screeching of machines, it's our first team to arrive for #hackfortress at #defcon32

MVM!

[⛧ jon heise ⛧ @jubei]

Almost time for #DEFCON so I've got Twitter installed on my phone again

[⛧ jon heise ⛧ @jubei]

IT BEGINS

[Hack Fortress @tf2shmoo]

INTERNET!

The #HackFortress registration for @defcon 32 is now live!

https://t.co/VvVSCi0X0l

Grab your friends!
Grab your enemies!
Grab that person you just met in #linecon and join!

We will see you at #defcon32

[⛧ jon heise ⛧ @jubei]

@Cthulhu_Answers That truly is a work of art

[⛧ jon heise ⛧ @jubei]

Finally trying the black garlic candy @Sakebomb dropped of at #HackFortress during @shmoocon.

It can't be worse than the malört that I tried.

[⛧ jon heise ⛧ @jubei]

Time to delete this app off my phone until it's time for defcon. For whatever reason the web page doesn't trigger doom scrolling the same way.

[⛧ jon heise ⛧ @jubei]

On the road home from @shmoocon , stuck in the st Louis airport for 3 hours

[⛧ jon heise ⛧ @jubei]

@klrgrz @Grifter801 I tried malort for the first time yesterday, it lived up to it's reputation.

[⛧ jon heise ⛧ @jubei]

Sights of @shmoocon, walking back to my room and finding people hacking the door lock on their hotel room.