Fotios Lindiakos

Computer whisperer. Reformed Hacker. DevOps Ninja. Father. Misser-of-sleep. Any opinions expressed in these tweets are my own and probably wrong

[Fotios Lindiakos @thefotios]

good news/bad news. i just determined "which came first, the chicken or the egg?" (spoiler alert, it was the egg). but i don't know which egg it is

[Fotios Lindiakos @thefotios]

Dear @LIRR , fuck you very much. This is the third time in 2 weeks I've had my peak Huntington train taken out of service and replaced with a train half the size. What the fuck is wrong with you all?

[Fotios Lindiakos @thefotios]

@bunjavascript @__sosukesuzuki What's the bottom metric; the one where bun has 0-7.3kb and node has 40b-929.81kb? I hope that's not payload size...

[Fotios Lindiakos @thefotios]

Dear @citizenM @JetBlue, this is not how free breakfast works

[Fotios Lindiakos @thefotios]

@CNN @GrandpaSimon Tagged the wrong Grandpa but I'm not paying @elonmusk to be able to edit the post

[Fotios Lindiakos @thefotios]

@CNN you really need to work on your phrasing

[Fotios Lindiakos @thefotios]

@Polar3D hey y'all, happy holidays! I just got a printer (monoprice voxel) and tried connecting to Polar3d, but keep getting an INVALID_KEY error. Your certs on https://t.co/MpVcvZuj75 look fine, is there something else that might be going on here that you could help with?

[Fotios Lindiakos @thefotios]

@heroku WTF? I thought these were supposed to go away until November #there_is_no_such_thing_as_free_lunch_even_if_you_pay_a_shitload_of_money_every_month

[Fotios Lindiakos @thefotios]

@heroku WTF? I thought these were supposed to go away until November #there_is_no_such_thing_as_free_lunch_even_if_you_pay_a_shitload_of_money_every_month

[Fotios Lindiakos @thefotios]

@CircleCI I think there might be an issue with your orb registry. Jobs just started randomly failing and I can't even validate the config file using the CLI

[Peter Yang @petergyang]

CEO lays off employees and posts a crying pic on LinkedIn. This is peak lunacy.

[Mara @m_ou_se]

Developers who say performance is more important than correctness.

[Fotios Lindiakos @thefotios]

@cherthedev @_TechJess @Naomi_with_an_a It's even better if you say it like moisture with an accent

[Fotios Lindiakos @thefotios]

@cherthedev @_TechJess @Naomi_with_an_a Castle-moist-ia: Symphony of the Night

[Fotios Lindiakos @thefotios]

Talk about getting lucky
Wordle 218 3/6

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[Fotios Lindiakos @thefotios]

@H3KTlC Next time I search for a job, I'm hiring an agent. They can find the companies, schedule the interviews, negotiate everything and then just tell me where I'm going

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@theyreallyfnhot @doinkpatrol The infamous "KenTacoHut"

[Fotios Lindiakos @thefotios]

@cherthedev COBRA is stupid expensive. I think the only time it's really worth it is if you have tons of recurring expenses, a scheduled surgery, or are like over your deductible for the year and not paying for anything. If you just want a safety net you're better off with an ACA plan

[Fotios Lindiakos @thefotios]

@forssto How about https://t.co/qMeyq0Alil?

[Fotios Lindiakos @thefotios]

@OculusGaming y'all should create a game where you can sit on the couch and play games on other platforms. It's like @TheSims with @Xbox or @PlayStation emulators. @redbull and @Doritos can be DLC. Now that's @Meta