Jude Kazmaier

writer, artist, avid cook, & smarkmonger 🇨🇦

[Jude Kazmaier @jude_kaz]

@AndyOstroy 🤮

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Rep. Jamie Raskin, after House Republicans rejecting Hunter Biden's request to testify in public:

"Let me get this straight. After wailing and moaning for ten months about Hunter Biden and alluding to some vast unproven family conspiracy, after sending Hunter Biden a subpoena to appear and testify, Chairman Comer and the Oversight Republicans now reject his offer to appear before the full Committee and the eyes of the world and to answer any questions that they pose? What an epic humiliation for our colleagues and what a frank confession that they are simply not interested in the facts and have no confidence in their own case or the ability of their own Members to pursue it. After the miserable failure of their impeachment hearing in September, Chairman Comer has now apparently decided to avoid all Committee hearings where the public can actually see for itself the logical, rhetorical and factual contortions they have tied themselves up in. The evidence has shown time and again President Biden has committed no wrongdoing, much less an impeachable offense. Chairman Comer's insistence that Hunter Biden’s interview should happen behind closed doors proves it once again. What the Republicans fear most is sunlight and the truth."

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

We made this pre-election, thinking that we’d never have to release it. After the events of today, we decided to post, #Bloodlines

[Jude Kazmaier @jude_kaz]

@FOS @UNCFieldHockey As a former collegiate field hockey player, I know how difficult this sport is. Kudos to this magnificent player, and now, Coach … And to UNC for their amazing record. Congratulations to all. Stunning!

[Jude Kazmaier @jude_kaz]

@CalltoActivism Bag of dicks

[Jude Kazmaier @jude_kaz]

@RonWaxman @JoyceWhiteVance I got it, @RonWaxman

[Jude Kazmaier @jude_kaz]

@LethalSoccer @FarmerSoccer Great job, Marcus! I always wonder why women’s teams are called “girls”, yet guys’ teams are called “men’s”. At this age are they not women? At least young women? It seems demeaning to call them girls at this point.

[Jude Kazmaier @jude_kaz]

@sweettommydokes Damn!!!

[Tom Dowker @DowkerTom]

❤️👀❤️

[Jude Kazmaier @jude_kaz]

@DowkerTom My main motto. (Secondary one is life’s too short to eat bad food.)

[Jude Kazmaier @jude_kaz]

@DowkerTom Noice

[Jude Kazmaier @jude_kaz]

@tooronlists Right?!

[Jude Kazmaier @jude_kaz]

@RpsAgainstTrump Pure white trash

[Jude Kazmaier @jude_kaz]

@PoundTown042 @Jim_Jordan Golden

[Jude Kazmaier @jude_kaz]

@joncoopertweets Too many times to count.

[Jude Kazmaier @jude_kaz]

@Jim_Jordan By leadership, you mean massive fraud, deceit, lies, corruption, nepotism, grabbing women by the pussy, and sleeping with porn stars… Oh, and insurrection? Yeah, we miss that a whole lot.

[Jude Kazmaier @jude_kaz]

@amuse @Jim_Jordan There is a bird flu epidemic affecting egg farmers across the nation. In that case, it is not necessarily gouging. Millions of hens have stopped laying eggs. I’m only talking about eggs here, not other areas of gouging.

[Jude Kazmaier @jude_kaz]

@DowkerTom …or nothing.

[Jude Kazmaier @jude_kaz]

@JoyceWhiteVance SAME!! 🙄

[Jude Kazmaier @jude_kaz]

@strategywoman Ukraine is not forgotten. I play online scrabble, and my image frame is the Ukrainian flag. Godspeed. So many of us support you. We cannot even imagine what you’re going through. It is just pure evil and needless. 🇺🇦