julia

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

mfs said I had a disability, yea DIS ABILITY to get this bread 💸🏃‍♂️

[𐐪𐑂 @sadIyhere]

“olivia rodrigo is an industry plant” ok and i will water her

[Brent Cooper @brentonhcooper]

One time I dated a super country girl, and she broke up with me because she could never see me “sawing the head off of a deer,” and I think about that a lot . . .

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

I can’t stop eating my god I just can’t

[teddy v 🪩 @teddyvalenzuela]

I feel like every guy needs a “lady drawer” if you plan on having frequent guests

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

my friends: “my driving is not that bad”

their driving:

[josh denson @notjoshdenson]

all girls want is a million dollars and a diet coke it’s not that hard guys

[julia @juferlisi]

@skylerpoling24 me when i forgot how bad your driving was and agreed to ride with you last week

[julia @juferlisi]

he’s still ugly

[julia @juferlisi]

bo nix is ugly

[julia @juferlisi]

just saw a pledge walk through grass... is this allowed???