DEEP BELOW THE ZIGGURAT OF UR THERE ARE ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND STONE TABLETS YET TO BE FOUND BY ARCHEOLOGISTS. WRITTEN ON THESE, IN A LANGUAGE NONE CAN SPEAK BUT ALL CAN READ, IS A COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF HUMAN BEHAVIOURS, EMOTIONS AND ACTIONS
Computer, simulate the endorphin rush of winning a federal election.
Computer, release identical endorphin rush in subject, replicate daily.
Computer, create a mouse who is addicted to becoming the president.