@BillBailey did you teach the words to la bamba in a stand up show once? I've just been singing along to it on strictly and my wife asked how I knew the actual words.
@CPWTweets Just been on to your chat - I ordered a phone on Fri and used click&collect hoping it would be quicker, got email confirmation it'd arrive today, no emails saying otherwise. Been onto chat, been told its arriving MONDAY..? How does that make sense?
@HelloFreshUK Mix 200ml of water with the mince to make burgers..? Didn't even think about it until I was scooping pink slop into the pan.. even the dog didn't want this. Hands down worst recipe I've ever received.
@TeamKnowhowUK hi was expecting a TV bracket yesterday. The TV arrived today and I've got someone coming round to put it up this evening.. can't get hold of anyone on the chat or phone. Help!
You are covered in bees. You are worried that your child and wife may also get covered in bees. You all get in the same car and drive 250miles, stopping here and there, bees going everywhere, to get to another house to protect yourself from the bees.