juhi

clever but devastating

[juhi @juhipatel01]

I just found out my work crush is going to have an arranged marriage with some girl from Vancouver so next time you ask me why I don’t believe in love, think TWICE.

[juhi @juhipatel01]

Me apply sunscreen every 30 mins: “I can feel the DNA damage from this sun exposure”

@deebombs1: “you want to live a short life anyway right?”

[juhi @juhipatel01]

@juhipatel01

[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re giving out $100,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $500. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 6/28. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

give yourself permission to depart from situations that no longer serve you.

[juhi @juhipatel01]

@vkj622 Yes and convince @DeepakBomb too

[juhi @juhipatel01]

@vkj622 💯 @krinapatel45

[juhi @juhipatel01]

@kenklippenstein Zz uidztyd yasss

[Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy]

Of course I enjoyed that Olivia Rodrigo album cause dudes really ain’t shit at 17 or 47.

[juhi @juhipatel01]

This tiktok lives in my head rent free

[juhi @juhipatel01]

Ask an investment banker about retirement:
“How do you know you’ll be alive at 40?”

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

Look at all that cheesy goodness. 😍

Here's how we're helping @PepsiCo create perfect Cheetos: https://t.co/cLyVvzWPup

[V🦂 @vxprada]

if u date pisces men don’t worry bout what’s in the vaccine

[juhi @juhipatel01]

@VKJ622 😂😖😂😖😂😖

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOUR YEARS TO USE THIS

[Ryan Orbuch @orbuch]

you guys remember trying to find open conference rooms?

[juhi @juhipatel01]

@Navman2099 SHE 😂😂😂

[juhi @juhipatel01]

a practicing DOCTOR admitted she doesn’t know who Dr. Fauci is, then qualified it by saying it’s just a “gap in her knowledge” and another doctor called it a “cute quirk” #TexasHealthcare 😀😀😀

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

*Unmutes mic*

“Yes, we can see your screen.”

*Mutes mic*

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

.@MicrosoftTeams: You have five minutes before your next meeting.

All of us:

[juhi @juhipatel01]

@Navman2099 With the amount of time invested he should be first by now!!!!!!!

[juhi @juhipatel01]

Having a boyfriend is overrated AF