The Juice Box Journals

A comedy blog about parenting and fatherhood, from @sweet_matty_g

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New post! "An Open Letter to the Parent with the Cowbell at our Children's Hockey Game"

"I’ve got pretty good at putting on my child’s equipment as they’ve worked themselves into an uncontrollable frenzy."

https://t.co/GSjkiYWNhU 

#hockey #hockeyparent #morecowbell

[doug kolic @dougkolic]

Very cool, thanks to the #NewYorker #NewYorkerCartoons for selecting my caption as this week’s winner. Hope Elaine Benes would approve. Cartoon by Mick Stevens @yardbirdiaint

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New post! "How To Share Interests with Your Child (By Not Doing the Annoying Crap They’re Into)"

"Interest: your child gets into soccer.
Suggestion: turn on a hockey game."

https://t.co/6mNNKCVVFV 

#parenthood #sharinginterestswithyourchild

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New post! "I'm Your Child's Missing Sock, And I'm Lost on Purpose".

"Even the parents that send their kids in Halloween costumes get creative occasionally."

https://t.co/57wV5Xaifh

#parentinglife #missingsocks #socks

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New post! "S.A.H.M.R. #3: The Fabelmans (2022)
"In life, we succeed, we fail, yet we somehow find our way."

https://t.co/21O0RKh9Va

#TheFablemans #StevenSpielberg

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New post! "S.A.H.M.R. #2: Dracula (1931)"

"Imagine going to the movies during The Great Depression and seeing this? Not the escapist pick-me-up that you’d want."

https://t.co/EUADIML2Cx

#Dracula

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New post! "S.A.H.M.R. #1: Terrifier 2 (2022)

"The word-of-mouth hysteria surrounding the movie is something filmmakers would kill for (or at least induce vomiting or fainting)."

https://t.co/CvU9wY50ml 

#Terrifier #Terrifier2 #ArtTheClown #DamienLeone #HorrorMovies

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Guess who’s coming back tonight?

https://t.co/JyqrJxWIoN

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The JBJ is back! "The Stuck at Home Movie Review Series (S.A.H.M.R.)"

"So naturally, I’m doing what any person with reasonable parental responsibilities would do in this situation: watch movies my spouse would hate."

https://t.co/1E0BKTXgWv 

#movies

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Happy #Halloween from @JuiceBoxJournal!

[John Sandbach VI @sandboxspeaks]

The most consequential conversation a parent can have with their child is about how awful music is these days. #teen #music #classicrock #parenting https://t.co/kuoc4K1Ya3 @FrazzledHumor

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A “better-late-than-never” edition of The Juice Box Journals!

https://t.co/qNc0mrIIHz

#25months

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New post! "End of Summer Break Checklist"

"Welp, you can never show your face at the Public Library again.”

https://t.co/PEWQFeRN33

#school #backtoschool #summer #endofsummer

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See you latte, comforting autumn drink!

#PSL #pumpkinspice #pumpkinspicelatte #pumpkineverything

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New post! "Local man who complained about being trapped in house for winter months finds new excuse for not leaving house in summer months"

https://t.co/z4DiOcTmKB

#summer #strangerthings #zelda #ratm

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Enjoy your summer break! #lastdayofschool

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Maybe there’ll be nicer weather next May 24 weekend (for once). #May24

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New Post! "QUIZ: Lines from a Clint Eastwood Movie or My Child Refusing to go to Bed". 

"Go ahead, make my day."

https://t.co/P6W8OgC51M

#ClintEastwood #Parenting #BedTime

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Fitting in can be difficult #cartooning