John Sandbach VI

Tater-Tot expert. Dad. Better cook than you. That’s about it.

[John Sandbach VI @sandboxspeaks]

https://t.co/sTQPLLPgnV @GreenerPastSat

[John Sandbach VI @sandboxspeaks]

They should do a Mission Impossible where Tom Cruise tries to clean my house in a single morning

[John Sandbach VI @sandboxspeaks]

This is why I only eat unfiltered blackberries. Are you making good choices when it comes to your health? #smoking #berries #humor #Satire #Bears @SlackjawHumor

[John Sandbach VI @sandboxspeaks]

Folding Laundry — In The House Of The Dragon https://t.co/RvbgZyv3tS @littleoldlady__ #Targaryen #HouseOfTheDragon #GameOfThrones

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I wrote this back in April, it seems re-post worthy now #elon #ElonMuskIsaGiantTurd #ElonMuskIsATroll #ElonDerangementSyndrome https://t.co/h8ZFdalRCD

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Siri has had enough, from Flo Furem. https://t.co/LRg62ehTdr @FFurem @BystanderTweets

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Wake up America!!! There’s more important things than the election tomorrow @UmMuddy https://t.co/3ojAVpwUyh

[John Sandbach VI @sandboxspeaks]

Think before you conjure, folks. It’s common sense. https://t.co/CCVuS09WIF @SlackjawHumor

[John Sandbach VI @sandboxspeaks]

⁦@dougkolic⁩ “👍, Coach and ready to get back in there. Oh, the game is over” https://t.co/4GpvHK2rX1

[John Sandbach VI @sandboxspeaks]

Has my wife discovered the fountain of beautiful hair by using all 21 of these bathroom products?
https://t.co/ik1tbF51D2 #hair @UmMuddy #Satire

[John Sandbach VI @sandboxspeaks]

This whole wireless thing is a hoax

[John Sandbach VI @sandboxspeaks]

Are you one of us already? Probably if you’re on here a lot https://t.co/cypZXRWewZ @Havencomedy

[John Sandbach VI @sandboxspeaks]

Elon Musk claims FUTURE Tesla Bots could have sex with you.
Provided that you still are an attractive person

[John Sandbach VI @sandboxspeaks]

I just going out you have a water bottle full of ice, going through TSA, but not water. Did anyone else know this? I always pay the Starbucks worker to fill my bottle.

[John Sandbach VI @sandboxspeaks]

Roman elites until they vomited. But could they handle the AYCE buffet at Golden Corral? #eating #roman #history #⁦@Havencomedy⁩
“The Lives of Modern Americans Vs The Roman Elite — Who Are The Greatest Gluttons of All Time?” by John Sandbach
https://t.co/nf1WkqBq2E

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@poorfrost Haha. Well put

[John Sandbach VI @sandboxspeaks]

The most consequential conversation a parent can have with their child is about how awful music is these days. #teen #music #classicrock #parenting https://t.co/kuoc4K1Ya3 @FrazzledHumor

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https://t.co/sEGUT7K9ep #selfdefense #satire #humor #gunlaws https://t.co/sEGUT7K9ep

[John Sandbach VI @sandboxspeaks]

Anyone else have trouble putting their smartphone down? The solution to your bad habits awaits in your hand. #iPhone14 #SMARTPHONE https://t.co/oTSzjv5qHD

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https://t.co/uYjHpd8abp

[John Sandbach VI @sandboxspeaks]

The Taco Chaco is gone, but there’s hope in Vanilly Rellenos.

https://t.co/YbtC3m71Rz