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[J o n n y @juicydust]

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The smell of rain is in the air before it falls.

[CartoonRalph @CartoonRalph]

That conservative funding plan in full... #GE2017 #torymanifesto

[Rob Baker @robnitm]

Sandwiches for sale, London 1972, photo by Glen F.

[Tom Gauld @tomgauld]

Eccentric Family Generator for Novelists -

[Grayson Perry @Alan_Measles]

Off to talk about masculinity.

[Victoria Coren Mitchell @VictoriaCoren]

I'm slightly distracted in this hand, trying to work out what my opponent's tattoo depicts. I mean...

[Charlie Connelly @charlieconnelly]

When a bin gets above itself.

[Mark Gatiss 💙 @Markgatiss]

Jeremy Corbyn must do the decent thing. Prune that rosebush outside his front door so he doesn’t have to duck under it every morning.

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

Photo from Alton Towers Night Garden ride in which Iggle Piggle's left arm impersonates an excited man in a sauna

[J o n n y @juicydust]

Moaner Lisa #BritishUpAMovie

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Relationship At Point Where Woman Has To Learn Boyfriend’s Family’s Weird Card Games http://t.co/WbQ9frYwy3

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

Better than "Alan" RT @SaintRPh: Unfortunate Engagement announcement

[Enough Of That Now @AndyGilder]

Never mind the corruption at FIFA, why is that man having sex with a small gorilla? (pic via @BBCSport)

[daily zen @dailyzen]

Life improves vastly when you stop taking yourself too seriously: http://t.co/VDGhZ8LMZD

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Right, who's going to the bar?" - Translation: We all know who should go to the bar

[Independent US @IndyUSA]

US approves powdered alcohol that can be mixed with water, snorted or sprinkled onto cereal http://t.co/KSPQjMc4Li

[J o n n y @juicydust]

@maxturner81_max you haven't asked me to sing at your wedding? I need a few days notice though so book soon to avoid disappointment

[J o n n y @juicydust]

@DebsBeadle Hi Debbie, hope you are well! Loving your work on the news, good spokeswomaning!