kel 👻

they/them • majoring in psychology and sociology • I used to be funny

[kel 👻 @juicyfishtaco]

Inspector Gadget is like if Paul Blart was RoboCop

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

I need people to remember that a black man won the popular vote twice and a woman won the popular vote once but lost bc (among other things) of electoral college/bad strategy. Do not let people say this country won’t vote for a woman. The majority of voters literally did lol.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

RT if you’re on the left:

[Rathbone @_rathbone]

Liberal vs. Leftist 🛠️

[kel 👻 @juicyfishtaco]

🤯🤯🤯

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Espresso Martini and Uncrustable

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

I still can’t believe Father’s Day has the balls to continue AFTER my dad died. I sure hope all of you enjoy your ALIVE dads today. So fucking rude...

[tubb @tubbbbss]

Blocked him with the same finger I had in his ass

[Louder with Crowder Dot Com @LWCnewswire]

Pee is stored in the balls.
Pee is stored in the balls.
Pee is stored in the balls.
Pee is stored in the balls.

[kel 👻 @juicyfishtaco]

@zinaweenus teaaaaaaaaaaa

[kel 👻 @juicyfishtaco]

@adboyd19 @VodkaMuse Tbh, not usually. The majority of people don’t go through life intending to cause others pain.

[kel 👻 @juicyfishtaco]

@VodkaMuse Bold to make blanket statements like this and imply everyone who does this is an intentional manipulator. It’s unfortunate that someone used the silent treatment to hurt you but not everyones situation is yours & projecting your trauma onto others is harmful and counterproductive

[kel 👻 @juicyfishtaco]

This is a TRAGEDY

[KTLA @KTLA]

99 Cents Only announced it will be closing all of its stores.
https://t.co/FjZcCiiC3f

[kel 👻 @juicyfishtaco]

If it can’t be fixed by an episode of Reno 911, a little weed, and a lot of carne asada fries then u might be doomed ://////

[kel 👻 @juicyfishtaco]

Supporting small busineses is a luxury and privilege

[kel 👻 @juicyfishtaco]

@NINTEND0NI As much as I hate Jared Leto a young Jared Leto would fuckin kill this role

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

He is Grisen

[kel 👻 @juicyfishtaco]

@_Henn_Dawg1 @TheKylieChi @msolurin Had to update my app— its working now

[kel 👻 @juicyfishtaco]

y’all watching this Nickelodeon docuseries and saying it ruined y’all’s childhoods need to read the fuckin room lol