Stuart Blakemore

Undercover Rock Star, Biscuit enthusiast. All views are my own and those of anyone who gives me free biscuits - New album “Very Little Things” on Spotify

[Stuart Blakemore @Juicyfruithippo]

Ok so quickly, whilst I have your attention, please download my album.

https://t.co/WGCF1VTk6z

[Stuart Blakemore @Juicyfruithippo]

It will soon be launch day for the new album.

[Stuart Blakemore @Juicyfruithippo]

@supertanskiii Can someone tell @UKLabour that they can have this, free to use, whenever they want instead.

https://t.co/Qq79dW9vQK

[Stuart Blakemore @Juicyfruithippo]

@Peston What next…Bringing back the Death Penalty???

[Stuart Blakemore @Juicyfruithippo]

@SkyNews Those Santa Packs have just GOT to get through.

[Stuart Blakemore @Juicyfruithippo]

@SkyNews What was he doing at Kings Cross anyway, have they got a Helipad there these days?

[Stuart Blakemore @Juicyfruithippo]

#NewMusicAlert new album coming on 15th September - please retweet and I’ll follow back

Thanks

[Stuart Blakemore @Juicyfruithippo]

They are almost literally burning the house down before they leave aren’t they?

Ministers propose scrapping pollution rules to build more homes https://t.co/paPDtwBySH

Probably taken a shit in the laundry basket too.

#ToriesOut

[Stuart Blakemore @Juicyfruithippo]

August bank holiday eh!!!

[Stuart Blakemore @Juicyfruithippo]

@Vinny64 Sadly, It wasn’t on the telly but I still applaud your stunning performance as the titular lead in Toad of Toad Hall at Hever Castle in 1982. You defined the role for a generation. #bringbackKentRep

[Stuart Blakemore @Juicyfruithippo]

@tommcrae May I quote you on that?

[Stuart Blakemore @Juicyfruithippo]

Just had this pop up on my phone. Surely a #BurgerKing would be more appropriate?

[Stuart Blakemore @Juicyfruithippo]

@deel hey I have a really simple question. Where does your device start? Do you provide selection and recruitment services or do you kick in at Offer letter stage?
#AskingForAFriend

[Stuart Blakemore @Juicyfruithippo]

Note: Rights available for new versions & new recordings. Author will retain all rights to original recordings. Will take personal appearance at wedding party as part payment. If not of interest please retweet and @ any relevant artist. Thanks -

[Stuart Blakemore @Juicyfruithippo]

@edsheeran @GaryBarlow @LewisCapaldi @taylorswift13 SONGS FOR SALE – Next 7 Days
To Fund a Wedding Party
Global Rights are now available for these original Songs.
Next Train - £2k
My Ghost - £2k
1985 - £2k

£5k Package for All 3. T&C’s apply.

[Stuart Blakemore @Juicyfruithippo]

@David_Kempster @BethRigby I’d like to credit him with a voucher for a free removal van.

[Stuart Blakemore @Juicyfruithippo]

@badinfinity2 @AlexHorne that reminds me, When is the new series of Taskmaster due?

[Stuart Blakemore @Juicyfruithippo]

@kelvmackenzie No need for a cab, I’ll drive you.

[Stuart Blakemore @Juicyfruithippo]

@robinince Wow ! The story (and illustration) of the bride in the attic still surfaces in my nightmares sometimes. Those pictures are terrifying.

[Stuart Blakemore @Juicyfruithippo]

@sammooresphoto I tried this a while ago with a beloved CLK 320 convertible. When gearbox (95k) I had it rebuilt & told garage to do what was needed to bring it back to as new. Cost £7.5k, looked amazing & drove like a dream. 1 year later wiring loom and hood pump went and it had to be scrapped!

[Stuart Blakemore @Juicyfruithippo]

“Hey AI Image Bot, what would @HarryHill playing Gandhi look like?”