juℓes. ♡

A **How To**
guide for you not to get on my nerves.

👑
— ya,  I'm #rude 💋 xo

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

before barbie this was our doll movie

[juℓes. ♡ @juicyj_613]

LOL Im just trying to stream RuPaul's drag race and I've been interrupted by a "@squidgame" inspired pop-up porno game called SQUIRT GAMES 🤣...
The porn industry, providing us with puns & pleasure. 🤣👏 I can't handle it.

[juℓes. ♡ @juicyj_613]

How many ex's will match with me on tinder? So far 3 🤣
Once you go Julia, you never go back.

[juℓes. ♡ @juicyj_613]

Being an adult means choosing your dinner by what's going to expire sooner.

[juℓes. ♡ @juicyj_613]

Imagine: You graduate from Ernestown Secondary School. You end up on the Bachelor. He likes you. You take him to your hometown. You bring him to Stages to Rage the F**K out. You wore a bathing suit but it's December and Beachslam hasn't happened since 2016...You do not get a rose

[juℓes. ♡ @juicyj_613]

**I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE**
I just started watching Grey's Anatomy & I really like it.

[grillpill @grillpill_]

Did it hurt? When you realized you’re gonna have to take yourself to a pumpkin patch

[juℓes. ♡ @juicyj_613]

I really wanna bang my manager from work, but i'll never be able to because it's frowned upon & considered inappropriate. 😭 #FirstWorldProblems

[juℓes. ♡ @juicyj_613]

@ryanjm93 Scarlett witch, at your service 😂😁

[juℓes. ♡ @juicyj_613]

Shoutout to those girls who comment on their own photos from their boyfriends social media accounts 😅😅😅...
LOL
We can't tell ONE BIT 😅...............

[juℓes. ♡ @juicyj_613]

Chocolate chip banana 🍌 pancaaaaaakes. That is what's happening Twitter 😍

[juℓes. ♡ @juicyj_613]

I was in a porno with a bunch of screamin' goats. ... 😹

[juℓes. ♡ @juicyj_613]

#Thursday.

[juℓes. ♡ @juicyj_613]

Wishing there was a way I could smoke bongs whilst laying down. 😂 #PotheadProblems #CannabisConundrum

[juℓes. ♡ @juicyj_613]

Coffee + confidence & killing cu**s with kindness 💋
#LiveItUp ✌️

[juℓes. ♡ @juicyj_613]

Matt from @BachelorABC..you made a huge mistake..
KATIE-KILLED-IT ...

[juℓes. ♡ @juicyj_613]

I just want to know how men aren't able to multi-task everyday life situations,
yet they are fully capable to date 3 women at the same time. #CraftyPigs

[juℓes. ♡ @juicyj_613]

"fuck yes or no" is my only mindset right now.
If it's not a "fuck yes",
it's a "no".

[juℓes. ♡ @juicyj_613]

That wasn't the @Canucks playing, that was the MonstArs from #Spacejam making a modern day comeback.........

[juℓes. ♡ @juicyj_613]

Smiling is for p***y's .